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french fried faggot

"What are you staring at you french fried faggot?!"
by lDavel January 21, 2008
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Schrödinger's Faggot

When someone thinks traps aren't gay as long as you can't see the dick
Guy 1: Traps are gay
Guy 2: If you don't see the penis it isn't
Guy 1: "it's not gay as long as I don't see the dick"
Guy 1: Schrödinger's Faggot
by Protegent August 28, 2017
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faggalo

A die-hard ICP fan who only listens to ICP and never stops talking about them.
Mike "I'm totally a juggalo"
You "Fuck off Mike.... you faggalo"
by Ian January 27, 2005
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Faggot Mc'Gaynigger

Describes a human of the black coloration, or any shade of black who is in love with others of the same gender. "Faggot Mc'Gaynigger" is slang that only west Texans use, which is why the term is not heard often, because all the niggers in west Texas have been either lynched or painted.
"Mommy, I'm afraid to go to sleep. What if Faggot Mc'Gayniggers come after me?"
by Shortcake Yu March 23, 2008
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faggot captain

Leader of the local fag militia Proud warrior of the Faggot Army.
Theres the faggot captain and his crew. Maybe if we act straight they will go away...
by Butkus November 30, 2006
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Faggon Waggon

A Faggon Wagon is any vehicle that has been faggonizedby its owner (i.e., turned gay).

Rules of the Faggon Waggon:

1. If you enter this kind of vehicle, be wary of what you may find. Dildos, vibrators, buttplugs, fag mags, and/or fuzzy pillows stuffed with all of the above might be found in a typical Faggon Waggon.

2. Always wear a seatbelt when traveling in a Faggon Waggon. The driver is likely to be listening to his fag music on his fag audio system while sitting on one of his 'toys', meanwhile not paying attention to the fucking road! So a little safety wouldn't hurt.

3. Never say anything remotely sexual to the driver. He's likely to say, "Oh shiiit, I just came." This will distract him and cause a wreck.

4. Don't touch any of the food in the Faggon Waggon. The owner is on some fad diet and will throw a bitch fit if you eat his food. Also it's probably covered in jizz.

5. As a matter of fact, don't touch anything, since it's all probably covered in jizz.

6. When riding in the Faggon Waggon, always bring earplugs or maybe an mp3 player so as to drown out that hideous gay-ass noise that continuously plays out of the vehicle's overtly loud speakers. Just don't ask the driver to turn them down, because all he's going to do is bitch.

How to Spot a Faggon Waggon:
When driving down a highway, hold up a large photo of a penis to the traffic. Owners of Faggon Waggon love teh cock so much that they will explode with lust at the site of one, and thus lose control of their vehicle. Therefore, any car that crashes is Faggon Waggon.
by rayx February 16, 2008
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Band Faggot

Some nerdy looking pussies who will never get laid. They're the most boring people and most of them aren't even that smart when compared to intelligent people who didn't waste their time on a shitty instrument. They spend 10 hours a day playing their shitty little instrument instead of being productive to society.
Billy Bob Anderson is a faggy little douchebag who sits in the corner while he plays his instrument 10 hours a day. He has many friends but they are all just as pathetic as he is. He is known as a Band Faggot.
by Fuckyoubandlosers November 2, 2012
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