Premature Evacuation

the feeling that results from leaving the toilet too fast when finished with crap

Premature evacuation
Dude: Shit man dont touch my butt. I just prematurely evacuated
Second Dude: Sorry man...i didnt know

by Kevinnnb April 6, 2008

education

Something those on this site have never heard of before.

Stop posting on this site and get yourselves and education.

by the voice of reason April 25, 2003

Emotation

adding tation to the end of the word emo just makes it so much cooler. You say emotation when someone or something is being excessively emo.

Summerboo : (walks into zumiez) what is this emotation store?
Nerden : its not emo its cool
Salesperson: what? emo? lol its just a store.
Summerboo : no its emotation look at the songs you have on
Nerden : you cant label a store emotation
Summerboo: yes i can. i can call anything emotation cause im summerboo

by nerden (nemo) 2 March 6, 2010

education hoboe

An individual that struggles for basic necessary needs such as food, sleep or money to keep up their grades or for lack of money because of the cost of education. More specifically college kids who struggle to feed themselves and resort to ramen and waffles.

Nick: Did you talk to Sally recently? She's barely had any sleep or food these past three days! Apparently her rent is expensive and she can barely afford food.

Jessica: I feel bad. She's become such an education hoboe.

by -_____________- September 15, 2009

Education

Education, also another word for indoctrination, is a program that inhibits a Humans ability to think for themselfves.

Education can be defined as indoctrination, just look at these examples;

Transgender Liberal Cuck: "Donald Trump is a racist!"

University Professor: "Yes, Apache Attack Helicopter Binary Genderfluid Faggot, there are more than 2 genders."

by jubudas April 22, 2017

Sexual Education

Every 10 year olds dream; the only reasons boys or just horny ass girls, go to school.

Mom- “Hey Bob!, how was your day today?”

Bob- “Oh yeah! Today we did what I’ve been

waiting for since I started school! We’re learning about SEX!”

Sexual Education is the best!

by A_Gamer-Boii December 28, 2018

excelsior education center

Should rightfully be named Excelsior Play Center. An actual, legitimate charter/independent-study high school where you can graduate without doing any work. Thousands of students already have discovered the secret of forging parent signatures on log sheets, which are annoying slips of paper that are required weekly and is supposedly proof of student work done. Not only does most of the student population slack off, but it is known that much of the faculty sits around and does NOTHING. However, Excelsior thrives due to a small number of hardworking faculty members and the effort of a very few smart students who, shockingly, actually do the assigned work. But for the most part, be prepared to learn NOTHING.

At Excelsior Education Center:
Student 1: Ok, winter break has ended. For the first week of school, we'll hang out at the mall. The second week, we can hang out at each other's house and watch movies all day. From then on, we'll do whatever we want.

Student 2: Isn't that what we've just been doing on winter break?

Student 1: Yeah...but the thing different is that we'll have to make time to forge our log sheets and "borrow" the answer keys.

by Millanny January 9, 2009