Eric

Eric...he is a guy who can’t be described. He has blue eyes and dirty blonde hair...he is the guy every girl falls for at least once in their life. He is tall and handsome, but his heart is breaking. He is struggling in life with issues you will never know about. He is the funniest person you will ever meet and his sense of sarcasm seeming true makes you laugh with ever other word. He is like a diary. What you tell him will never ever be told to anyone else because he trusts you to. He is an amazing guy and he will always be there for you..at least my Eric is. (Best friend)

Person 1: that boy over there is so cute. What’s his name?
Person 2: Oh that’s Eric.

by Tallahassee Mississippi February 15, 2019

Eric

Eric stands for a ligament piece of human grabage. They smell like garbage, because they do not shower, they are women beaters. They eat nothing but McDonalds. They are fat smelly fucks.

Dude whats is that smell, oh bro it's that Eric over there look how fat he is.

by Zztopzipper October 21, 2019

Eric

The non- heterosexual male version of Karen.

Eric: "You don't want me to speak to the manager". Yes I finished the whole plate, so what? YOUR FOOD SUCKS. I WANT MY REFUND".

by 714EverydayDude July 20, 2020

Eric

Kinda gay

This eric guy is kinda gay

by Maybe Thomas November 6, 2020

Eric

Young law student notable for prior performance in the film "Wanna-be hipsters need cash for fair trade coffee, and instead get coffee up the @$$!"

Oh man, I saw that Eric guy in that one movie about hipsters and inappropriate sexual activities!

by JDSaaa November 2, 2010

Eric

1. The lame version of the name Erik. Commonly picked when the parents wanted their kid to be a conformist, not a bold, strong, handsome, and sexy leader.

2. The German and French failed attempt at having their spawn be as awsome as Scandinavians.

3. A pussy.

1. Eric gets picked on by Erik.

The three Erics I know are boring.

Erik is hotter than Eric.

2. Eric surrendered to Erik.

3. That dude is such an Eric.

by wowdudeman February 4, 2010

Eric

An odd bodied fuck boy, who thinks he's hot shit but in reality looks somewhere between a fat capybara guinea pig and an ice cream cone. Cheats on girls that are that are WAY out of his league with trap skanks. Upside down mushroom dick ass nigga, probably got herpe smurfs living up under it. Love handles, skinny legs (hence the ice cream cone body). Ugly ass bitch boy, pale ass nigga. Eats ass. DIRTY ass. Ugly nigga.

Eric : (AIR-ECK) Basically every bitch dude ass fuck boy nigga known to man.

by Blahk August 15, 2015