the elf from elf

hasnt payed his taxes in years

the elf from elf

by CHILDFUCKER84 August 3, 2021

bravo-elf

n. One who excessively bravo's a room; cannot control his/her urge to put everything in bravo condition. Can be extremely useful or extremely annoying - often both.

The bravo-elf said she accidentally locked my con-locker.

by 8337 February 16, 2010

my sleep paralysis elf

enjoys shagging your mother.

my sleep paralysis elf

by CHILDFUCKER84 August 3, 2021

Keebler Elf

A plan old bitch

“Greg is a Keebler Elf”

by God status November 24, 2021

elf ears!!!

Real elf ears are pointy ears, perfect for the renaissance festival!
People back back BACK in the day, thought elfs had magical powers 🧝 ♀️ 🧝 ♂️ 🧝

Ppl: look at her! It looks like she has REAL elf ears!!!
Ppl: are they real? Wow, the renaissance festival is full of crazy people!

by Bunny blue November 6, 2021

elf-paced

Very fast! You must be working fast and hard, just like elves trying to get all of santa's toys made on time!

I can't believed you finished all of your homework already you must have been working elf-paced!

by snufalupogous August 31, 2010

Elf Jacking

(Verb) The act of rubbing an elf's ears, sexually.

Applies to D&D and LoTR elves
Not Keebler (that is frosting)
Not Santa's (that's workplace harassment)

Did you know elf ears are so sensitive, they can cum if you rub them right? Gotta love a good elf jack.

I don't know where the wizard is, probably elf jacking the spawn again.

by Mission.Control June 26, 2024