Elf

entitled little fuck

Karen is one humongous elf.

by luc i. ferine August 26, 2023

elf vision

When your elf on the shelf draws glasses on your face so you can Santa in his sleigh better at night.

My elf on the shelf gave me elf vision!

by Santa Claus and candy cane December 24, 2023

Elf

An overworked slave owned by santa.

Can also be used as a sex slave if Mrs Claus isn't around

Did you get the new iphone 8elf...?

by Halecheeze December 23, 2016

Little elf

Often mistaken as a pushover, the little elf is a mighty warrior who makes others tremble in fear. They are often leaders of men and excellent poker players.

How did Gill and Jonny do in the poker? They said they were playing with a real loser.
They had their pants pulled down big style! Turned out Pip was a little elf!

by Django Elf March 21, 2021

Elf Booster

When two elves stack on top of each other to eat out a tell girl while she is standing

We were looking for a step stool but we had to resort to an Elf Booster
Team work makes the dream work

by pickle_monkey November 26, 2022

wiam elf

Well , she's just amazing, caring , and beautiful, no matter how hard life can be she's always there to for anyone in need , that what makes her special, with her glasses she's just an angel but for whatever reason(i assume her dump bf) she thinks that they make her look weird !!
And if you ever met her , just don't lose her .

Wiam elf is an angel

by Naceur00 November 26, 2021

The Ballad of Gorgonzola the Grumpy Elf

The Ballad of Gorgonzola the Grumpy Elf is a made name of a Christmas Carol just to see if people would choose something they have never heard of or try and look up what it was online, only to find it here.

We tried to google " The Ballad of Gorgonzola the Grumpy Elf " only to wind up on this pointless webpage and then we had to give Mr. Trey a Lump of Coal.

by Mr. Trey December 14, 2020