Easterbating

To masterbate on easter
extra points if ressed as easter bunny or eastern bunny

Brad: I was easterbating yesterday all over the window
Perry:and
Brad: yes i got extra points

by Big David March 17, 2008

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Jack Easterby

The king of comedy and an all around good guy. He makes the ladies as wet as Niagara Falls and the perfect guy. He isn’t immortal but he has been mistaken for one.

* Not a fury

“A god has come to earth! Oh wait that’s Jack Easterby, nevermind.”

by Muhammad Will Jones December 22, 2020

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Easter

The guy that gets drunk and bangs Allison every weekend. She was nice but he helped turn her into the biggest bitch ever. He is the manwhore af all manwhores.

-I banged Allison last night.
-Dang...you are such an Easter.

by lion February 17, 2005

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nor'easter

An incredible blow job (either given or received).

This term is derived from the strong winds and rains associated with the weather pattern of the same name.

That was one hell of a nor'easter last night... everyone got soaked!

by Hugh Heffrey May 15, 2007

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middle eastern

when you hold the lip of the lighter and through at the ground making it explode

middle eastern that shit

by Master_Batter April 11, 2008

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Easter People

One hell of a great Festival where Christains unite and do amazing things, its a life changer.

I am saved from sin "If the son sets you free you will be free indeed" John Chapter 8 verse 36 (I think)

by Nate April 10, 2005

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Easter Basket

General term for all of the parts of a woman related to the storage and dispersal of eggs, including the ovaries, uterus, and vagina.

Woman: "Ow! That bitch just kicked me right in the Easter Basket!"

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Art Critic: "Damn, Picasso, I've never before seen a square Easter Basket".

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OBGYN: "I haven't seen an Easter Basket this messed up since my mom got the egg dye mixed up with the pancake batter".

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ER Doctor: (Removing fragments of chicken-egg shells from inside a woman's vagina) "You really aren't clear on the concept, are you?"

by scorpionmintred February 17, 2010

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