external ejactulation

when you ejactulate into a womans face

after sex you ejactulate into your womans face when she sleeps, this is the act of external ejactulation

by veedee June 30, 2006

Bucaneer of Ejaculationary Fluids

More commonly refered to as Jizz Pirate, this is the name given to 'Jizz Pirates' on the black market, however to the law and most others Jizz Pirate is what they are known by.

It is possible that Jizz piracy is illegal so if you hear of it, remember: report it, don't support it!

See Jizz Pirate for more details.

Jack was nervous at first, with the penis at his mouth, however remembering his new position of bucaneer of ejaculationary fluids, he knew that this mans semen needed to be hijacked.

by DanteRhodesWatts February 21, 2009

Ejaculatum

Gizz, spunk, single-barreled pump-action yoghurt-rifle bullets.

Marmaduke embarrassingly unloaded some ejaculatum onto Jezebel's face, while trying to complete a pearl necklace.

by TooFarTony December 6, 2006

Ejaculpenis

To be called an Ejaculpenis, one must first be caught at the zoo ejaculating on a caged bear. They then must be caught again within a week getting semen on a mountain goat. Key part is getting caught.

Andy your such an ejaculpenis, you got semen all over that poor bear and his mountain goat friend!

by Renny Longshot December 24, 2010

Ejacuhating

1. When one cums in great anger. 2. To cum angrily.

(In some cases, "ejacuhate" is known to be toxic and hazardous to health.)

When he found out his bike got stolen, he just started ejacuhating on everyone that passed by!

by Lord of the Penises March 18, 2011

Dejaculate

Having a great orgasm then in the middle of it realizing that your condom has disappeared.

I need to slow my roll or get smaller condoms, I totally didn't mean to dejaculate in that chick.

by FunMistake November 6, 2011

Sandcastle Ejaculation

Verb - While having sex on a beach, before climax, pulling out and Ejaculating(cumming,coming) on the sand. Afterwards, you build a small castle using the sand and ejaculate.

Noun - the once sticky, now dried residue of beach sex used for the construction of sand sculptures.

Verb
'Dave, how come your sandcastle is so sturdy?'
'Well, Bob, funny you should mention come. The secret is Sandcastle Ejaculation .'

Noun
'Damn Jeff, that is one big fucking sandcastle'
'Yeah, my balls ache...I sure needed a lot of Sandcastle Ejaculate to make that tower.'

by chris kringle October 4, 2006