Dishonorable Discharge

When your girlfriend gives you head, wait a few minutes, pull out abruptly, cum in her hair, then break up with her.

"Why's your hair so unkempt today, Suzy?"

"My ex gave me a dishonorable discharge yesterday..."

"Man, I hate my girlfriend; tonight when she gives me head, I'll be giving her a Dishonorable discharge"

by ImTravisAndWhatisThis April 26, 2013

double duche

a. When a girl is so nasty she has chunks she has to "double duche".
b. The act of Duching one's vaganal and anal at the same time.

Man Matt Lee, your beavers is so nasty you need to double duche.

by Jason and Aurora February 6, 2003

Duchemin

A man, often a teacher, who acts as if he knows all and is better than any other. He makes frequent references to others' parents referring to their awful parenting skills. He wishes you confided in him, but you would never do such a thing. A duchemin is also very forgetful and impersonal, letting words go in one ear and out the other.

What a duchemin, all he talked about was himself; it was like an infomercial.

by carnationize1234 November 13, 2009

Atomic Discharge

when in the act of bathing you fart at the bottom of the tub making an explosion on your ass and making a huge noise

"Mom somone made a hole in the tub with their atomic discharge!"

by Swamp Cokies January 16, 2008

discharge

when a guy smokes too much weed and their balls hurt like crazy.

i smoked weed all of last week and got a major discharge

by joe nguyen October 10, 2003

Dingleberry Douschebag

a person that is not a total douschebag but is yet cool in your way of choosing.

Colton is a Dingleberry Douschebag because he is awesome.

by Travis McAlister December 22, 2008

Emily Deschanel

An actress who plays a forensic anthropologist on the TV show "Bones" and who throws big words around.

She's only going to med school to act like Emily Deschanel.

by Benjamin Atwood Stemp January 18, 2006