shoot a dookie

1) to release fekel excriments from your anal cavity.
2) to take a shit
3) pinch a loaf

Hold on a second! I gotta go shoot a dookie!

by xtremelybuffji January 27, 2004

Dookie

Gold or golden

"He wore the Dookie when we met Queen Elizabeth/Asked her was she jealous, she said 'A little bit'." - Ugly Duckling, from "I did it like this," see also "Eye on the Gold Chain"

"Dookie braids was a aid to the sex appeal" - Pharcyde from "oh shit"

by Giuseppe October 3, 2003

dookie

Dookie comes from the mis-pronounced word "Deuce". Deuce means "two". Taking a deuce means taking a number two, or pooping. That is why people today call it "dookie"

Taking a Dook (Deuce) or dookie (deuce).

by Lord Baddkitty February 23, 2007

Dookie Money

Illegal/dirty money. Income obtained by doing/providing illegitimate services and/or goods.

Look at Keisha on the corner sellin' that pooswah gettin' that dookie money!

Been in the trap all night makin' that dookie money!

One of the perks of being a cop is gettin' all that side dookie money from people tryin' to get out of tickets!

by AlbinoRhino&IBald August 25, 2013

dookie dick

Dookie Dick; Having a brown substance,especially poop,on the end of one's penis.

Man, I dont know what I did at the party last night after getting drunk,but I woke up with dookie dick this morning!

by Caline March 19, 2014

dookiebun

When a guy puts his hair in a bun and it resembles a pile of goat dookie.

Look at josues hair ,he is sporting a dookiebun

by richard1269 November 7, 2014

dookie shuffle

The walk you do with your ass cheeks squeezed real tight, and taking very small steps when you have to shit NOW.

I had to shit so bad I did the dookie shuffle to the bathroom.

by Sparky D63 September 5, 2015