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donk slob

donk slob is one who loves to give donkey kong of "Mario Kart" a big slobbery blowjob. Of course giving a giant gorilla a blowjob can be dangerous so there is usually loss of teeth and lots of blood and mucus add to the massive amounts of slob.
Keith Catchem' is a donk slob.
by Michael Fahey December 14, 2008
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badonka donk

a girl that walks by and has a huggeee enormous boo tay tayy aka booty
Man that girls badonka donk is as big ass a horses ass
by Hairy Carpet Licker September 13, 2005
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Banging Donk

An aggressive way of telling someone to stop talking.
Ignorant Person " the holocaust never really happened you know?"

Person 1 "you know what you want to do with that?"

Ignorant Person "what's that?"

Person 1 " put a banging donk on it!"
by Mini_Dopey March 31, 2009
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donk bet

To place a bet in first position on the river in texas holdem with little or no value to be gained. This play is used as a bluff and a scare tatic, most likely resulting in additional bets gained at a latter time.
I had missed a draw and I led out on the river knowing I could not win this was a donk bet.
by MR_WOLFF August 24, 2006
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donked out

when somebody gets too drunk, and they end up passing out, or blacking out.
She donked out on the stairs
by badonkadonk111 June 29, 2010
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Double Donk

In a hand of poker, when two opponenets bluff wildly with no apparent logic, including the second donkey who actually calls a large bet with no significant hand, it is known as Double Donk. This results in results in table-wide stunnage, casting a shadow of diminished credibility on the both players for a minimum of 5 hands. The same vernacular can be applied appropriately in situations such as Triple Donk and Quadruple Donk, and MASTER DONKAGE. (meaning more than 5 donkeys completely donking it up with despite all-ins around the table, and no pairs whatsoever.)
omg, a double donk!?! No, all five of you have no hand at all!! MASTER DONKAGE! Unbelievable.
by Big Clubs October 5, 2007
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ba-donk

A very large penis. When the man pulls it out to take a piss it makes a "ba-donk" sound.
Girl: "That guy had a huge ba-donk"
by Dr. Boobies March 16, 2009
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