Discord ping

Fucking hell when you are just having a good vibe session.

*me just vibes*
*my laptop* STOP YOU DUMBASS YOU GOT A FUCKING NOTIFICATION ON DISCORD
*me* GODDAMN FUCKING DISCORD PINGS I HATE YOU

by AHHHHHHHHHH1234 November 6, 2020

Discord Moderator

A fat adult living in his moms basement who bans users who sends memes in general and trys to date 13yr-olds and e-girls, Which is known as a pedophile.

Random User: sends meme

Discord Moderator: NO FUCKING MEMES IN GENERAL

by Trash idiot August 12, 2021

Mood disorder

A mood or affective disorder is a major type of mental illness in which emotions are significantly disturbed. Examples include clinical depression and the more severe bipolar disorder.

Bipolar disorder is a severe mood disorder that in its most extreme form has much more in common with schizophrenia than depression.

by Doc_B April 14, 2015

Current Traumatic Stress Disorder

When something really horrible is happening in the moment.

George: Man, this pizza I'm eating is giving me current traumatic stress disorder.

by JustSomePersonWithABanana June 30, 2009

Discord

An internet chat service similar to teamspeak and skype that enables people to create video and text chatrooms for free. Originally designed for gamers, the service now has a reputation for a thriving e-dating community and is the home of many e-girls.

"Bro, let's hop on Discord tonight."

"We've been dating for a few weeks now, we met on Discord."

by edups July 25, 2018

discord light mode

hell

light mode: *exists*
discord: welcome to hell, discord light mode!

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Discord mods

The guardians of social-media platform Discord, in which they keep order in their own fascinating way. Discord mods are typically horny overweight teenagers that lick their greasy french-fry fingers while banning someone from their server for having an opinion. Also balls deep into roleplay.

Discord mod: "oh hey I see you are enjoying the server Xxx_makayla_xxX, maybe you would like to go in a VC channel with me and listen to your music."

Normal person on server: "Stop simping dude that's my sister"

Discord mod (to himself, strong lisp, doing power movements: "You dare defy my mortal? I have the ultimate power, in the name of justice I will smite thee with the force of the ban hammer!!"

Discord server: "Normal person has left the server"

Discord mod (again to himself, with heavy lisp, in a high pitched voice): "I love Discord mods and I escpically love you and you big, loving french-fry fingers"

(back in normal voice): "I know yo love me Xxx_makalya_xxX"

(proceeds to start moaning to himself)

by DryBalls March 31, 2021