A form of martial arts only seen in the shady parts of Beijing or in triad controlled China town. It is also used as a sport for betting and such like.
Where 2 or more men use their erect penises as weapons in a duel but also doing those crazy kung-fu flips. Women can participate with strap-ons but this provides a distinct advantage due to their artificial nature.
Where 2 or more men use their erect penises as weapons in a duel but also doing those crazy kung-fu flips. Women can participate with strap-ons but this provides a distinct advantage due to their artificial nature.
Joe: 'Chris are you ok?'
Chris: 'No mate, absolutely exhausted. My penis is black and blue from all that Ding dong kung-fu!'
Chris: 'No mate, absolutely exhausted. My penis is black and blue from all that Ding dong kung-fu!'
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Get the ding dong wee wee mug.Ding Dong can mean multiple things, It can mean a door bell is ringing, Also, If you call someone a ding dong, It can mean that you are calling them dumb, or stupid.
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Get the Ding Dong Di mug.When someone nearby catches your attention by saying your name but, is talking to or about someone else with the same name
Stranger: Hey Josh! how are you doing?
Josh: *looks up from phone from nearby*
Different Josh who is actually talking to the stranger: I’m good how about you?
Josh: ... I just got mental ding-dong-ditched
Josh: *looks up from phone from nearby*
Different Josh who is actually talking to the stranger: I’m good how about you?
Josh: ... I just got mental ding-dong-ditched
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Get the ding dong dinner mug.A British exclamatory term of excitement, usually paired with an OK hand sign.
Associated with being offered alcohol, pizza, cheese or drugs.
(When high, the phrase is vocalised with a high-pitched voice, imitating a woman's voice).
Alternatively, "ding that dong" is a term indicating the action of just doing any random, good thing.
Associated with being offered alcohol, pizza, cheese or drugs.
(When high, the phrase is vocalised with a high-pitched voice, imitating a woman's voice).
Alternatively, "ding that dong" is a term indicating the action of just doing any random, good thing.
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