mountain dew whiteout

Due to the fact this majestic drink was white as a theme to winter, it is likely that this special drink was bestowed upon humanity by a snow angel. This drinks specific godly taste is unknown, but it is so amazingly angelically good that even it could make anyone get into the Christmas spirit, but can still be drunken at any season in which you will end up feeling something wonderful flow down your gullet.

Guy 1: I'm confused why that guy seems so happy right now, it's the Great Depression
Guy 2: He just had a Mountain Dew Whiteout that stuff makes anyone happy
Guy 1: Well, that explains why he's happy but why is the drink white?
Guy 2: To say it's like he's in the Christmas Spirit
Guy 1: I NEED THIS STUFF!1!!11!!!!1!

mountain dew whiteout by Techn0Llama May 21, 2018

Make Dew 

Literally doing anything at all. Also used as a response to anything

Bernice:My Mom died
Nikolai:Well Make dew then

Make Dew by Big Dick Energy August 2, 2018

mountain dew addict 

1) Exactly what it sounds like, someone with an unhealthy addiction to the pepsi co product called mountain dew. This addiction can go as far as an addiction to drugs, but with less harmful side effects.

2) also used as code if someone wants to hide a relationship from X amount of people.

1) “my addiction to mountain dew is unhealthy, i just can’t seem to kick it to the curb.”

2) “i’m going to steal your heart!”
“You can’t steal what isn’t there, as my heart goes out to another... my mountain dew addiction, because i’m a mountain dew addict.”
“What the fuck...?”

mountain dew addict by Sin Breezy July 1, 2019

Mountain dew 

$7 Jesus juice

Mountain dew is just like Jesus juice

Mountain dew by Blackvolgger August 27, 2019

Mountain Dew Creampie 

When a girl ask you to piss in her asshole.

Karen was feeling pretty confident after talking to the manager that she wanted a Mountain Dew creampie to celebrate

Mountain Dew Creampie by Pussymoneyneed October 25, 2019

mountain dew throwback 

the essence of the gods before they made god.

jesuses granpa drank mountain dew throwback.

mountain dew throwback by F.JjJjJ January 14, 2020

Mt dew tall boy 

tall lanky man who lives in a small room constructed out of mountain dew and exclusively drinks mountain dew. maybe the occasional sip of water though. and he games.

Do you see that tall guy over? Yeah he is a "mt dew tall boy" He plays video games and drinks mt dew products all day and night. Sometimes water too.

Mt dew tall boy by Winzloooo November 11, 2020