Deuce Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was two.

"I had a BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS, so now I have to drop a Deuce Willis."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

deuce deuce

22oz bottle of yuengling, lager's first name.

Friend 1: dude should we get a case of deuce deuces?
Friend 2: of course.

by Lager, Yuengling Lager March 26, 2009

deuce deuce

a gun homes its a mothafuckin 22.

it was made by a gun manufacturur

i shot that bitch nigga in the head with my deuce deuce now his ass aint sayin shit no mo

rest in piss Rico g from tha La Razak

by Leprakhan of Tha ALMIGHTY LATIN KING NATION April 18, 2005

deuce loose , deuce loosemeat sandwich

noun, derived from the french word for two: 1. a particularly sagging vagina
2. referring to some very loose labia.

3. see cameltoe

1. that porno star has a severe case of the deuce loosemeat sandwich.

2.that prostitue is sporting the deuce loose.

by d-man December 10, 2003

Deuce Blanco

1. An American Italian who was born in the mid-western region of the nation (i.e. Colorado), that moves to New York City and gets women because of his laid back Midwestern attitude.

2. An American Italian that moves from area of the country where there are very few Italians (i.e. Midwest) to the North East (i.e. New York/Boston) where there are many American Italians and discovers saying "I am Italian no longer works as game to get them laid"

3. A silly Pimp

4. A combination of "Deuce Biglow" and "Benny Blanco from the Bronx"

Look at Deuce Blanco over there trying to bring those Bridge and Tunnel girls home.

by Pragonetti September 5, 2008

Deuce Nap

The act of taking an interminably long time pooping, generally in the afternoon.

"Where'd so and so go?"

"I think they're taking a deuce nap."

by stibinki June 3, 2009

Deuce Deuce Mafia

One who owns a .22 weapon and proud of it!

Dave and Jerm shoot on the weekends. Their groups is called the Deuce Deuce Mafia! They both shout " Deuce Deuce Mafia SON!"

by Zeuse the Deuce Mc Crackin March 25, 2010