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Not Deer

The Appalachian Not Deer is a folk cryptid. as a lesser known cryptid, they can be found all throughout the green, wilder parts of the world. They are more likely to be ran into the more you think/ or speak of them. Saying aloud the term 'Not Deer' seems to give them more power to show themselves and notice you.

Upon closer examination you will notice their twisted limbs face a reversed direction, they may stand on their hind legs even as if humanoid. The Not Deer have multiple eyes, gaping mouths with rotted fangs andclaws even open wide rib cages as their flesh and meat fall. Some suffer diseases that can present clusters of holes and bumps, trypophobic patterns are also commonly seen in males. They’re also said to make clicking noises and move with uncomfortable jerking motions.

If the Not Deer locks eyes with you, do not acknowledge the creature. The creature will disappear if you are strong enough to clear your mind. Not Deer are predators, you will be hunted if spotted, chased down as prey. They will strike paralyzing fear in your heart.. You must forget you ever came into contact with it.
beware the not deer, never think or speak of those ill hell-beasts.

If you are so unlucky to lock eyes with a Not Deer, you unwittingly have begun the chase.
by dykefather September 20, 2021
mugGet the Not Deermug.

Deer weiners

Aye yo nigga you got any deer weiners?
Yeah nigga i got a whole pack of em
by Nigga'sWitDeerWeiners November 8, 2011
mugGet the Deer weinersmug.

Deer slapping

When a man or woman goes into the woods with the intent to become sexually aroused by rapidly slapping male or female deer's ass cheeks while saying the alphabet backwards.
Sally got bored with her human boyfriends so went into the woods last Friday and went deer slapping .
mugGet the Deer slappingmug.

Deer hunter

In my 4th and 5th grade class he hunts deer and brings deer antlers into class and hunt

Me :Noah Murray what’s that mrrrr pooopie pants 💩💩💩💩all jokes aside it’s a moose antler

Like bruh what the heck men
Class : can I keep it noooo. Says Noah
by Kaiden Paul Shawyer hi Elias September 1, 2021
mugGet the Deer huntermug.

Antler Deer

A cute way of describing any deer with antlers while being inclusive with rare female deer who also grow antlers.
Look, it's an antler deer and I wanna bring him home to cuddle.
by 36368876 September 28, 2022
mugGet the Antler Deermug.

Deer park

It’s literally not even that bad but everyone says it is. There are a few things off but it’s like every other high school. Most people don’t know about it but when they do, they do.
Kid: “what is Deer Park?”
Kid 2: “it’s irrelevant
by _its_the_truth December 8, 2019
mugGet the Deer parkmug.

baby deer syndrome

(Baby deer syndrome) when she puts her clothes back on and walks away like a fawn learning how to walk for the first time.
I left that b**** with baby deer syndrome ask her she'll tell ya.
by Kiddswindle May 31, 2022
mugGet the baby deer syndromemug.

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