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damaged boy

The boy that is Superior to all. The boy that no one approves of and will probably hurt you. But your dumbass has read to many wattpad stories
When your friends ask a boy if he’s damaged because you told them you like damaged blonde boys

Damaged boy
by Damagedgirl November 11, 2020
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damaged boy

The boy that is Superior to all. The boy that no one approves of and will probably hurt you. But your dumbass has read to many wattpad stories
When your friends ask a boy if he’s damaged because you told them you like damaged blonde boys

Damaged boy
by Damagedgirl November 11, 2020
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Damage Dick December

Aka. DDD-lite
The easy version of Destroy Dick December (DDD). In Damage Dick December (DDD-), you ejaculate 3 times a day or more by any means that involves physical stimulation of the penis. Once you've completed the challenge, you'll have ejaculated at least 93 times in one month.

This version of the challenge is necessary because no one has ever actually completed Destroy Dick December and some have actually been hospitalized in the attempt.
"I failed Destroy Dick December last year, so I think I'll just do Damage Dick December this year."
"Oh, you're trying DDD-lite? Well, good luck. It might get hard around Christmas and New Years with all your family over."
" What, my dick or the challenge?"
"Both."
by Biggest Dicky November 12, 2020
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heavily damaged

if you drive stupidly you will be heavily damaged.
by yardardar April 1, 2021
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Corporate Damage

Someone who's been working in corporate for along time brings over engineered ways of thinking to startups.
Jim: "Let's hit the market tomorrow and validate it!"; Jeff "But what about the QA Testing, Validation surveys, Focus groups, Consultancy Input, 50+ analysis document?", Jim: "You are so corporate damaged."
by MyBeach April 6, 2021
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Damage Monkey

Damage Monkey

/ˈdamij məNGkē/

Noun

A Damage Monkey is someone in teams that can deal a lot of damage. These types of people do not tunnel focus, they deal damage.
Interviews is a damage monkey.
by interviews April 28, 2021
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Damage Monkey

A character or person typically in a video game that is proficient at dealing damage while lacking technical skill or game sense. Often good as a filler member of a group or being ordered around as a foot soldier.
"I heard that Fessing kid is good at practice, should we pick him up?"
"Nah, he's just a damage monkey, he won't be good in squads."
by Fancyson April 28, 2021
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