north dakota blizzard

You'll need a high speed industrial fan that can reach a wind speed of at least 100 mph, 40 guys from the local Walmart crew, and the hottest milf this side of the Mississippi. The foxy lady will stand approximately 20 feet away from the fan, obviously naked and ready for the coming storm. The guys will be standing right behind the fan brewing the storm. Once prepped and primed they let the snow loose. It travels through the fan reaching a terminal velocity of 50 feet per second, covering the vixen, head to toe in roughly a good foot of the gooey, white snow.

Yeah man I got the night shift boys together last night and Tom's wife got blinded by the North Dakota Blizzard

by slayinsince89 November 25, 2015

South dakota hitchiker

insted of using your thumb you pull your shlong out and spin it in circles in the air

Last night i saw a south dakota hitchiker

by Slimrick66 May 12, 2017

South Dakota Spicy Scooch & Cooch

When a man is getting great head from a girl and grabs her by the shoulders, consequently shoving backwards and dragging her vagina across the carpet, making the resulting female orgasm hot & spicy and burning for days after the event.

I gave my girlfriend the South Dakota Spicy Scooch & Cooch last night, she says it's been burning ever since.

by ZetaBlaz3 February 23, 2019

Native North Dakotan

An impractical person from a state largely uninhabited due to extreme winters and lack of civilization. While 'natives' (as in native North Dakotans and not Native Americans) often believe themselves to be friendly and accepting, they are generally simple minded, lacking work ethic, and exceedingly xenophobic and/or racist. Many of these people are wealthy due to the recent oil rush that has brought, in the eyes of natives 'undesirables'. These undesirables being people from other states who do in fact understand what life is and what work ethic is. Most natives drink, smoke, and drive starting at a very young age.

Michigander: 'Goddamned Native North Dakotans can't even finish their shit in a damned shift!'

Minnesotan: 'I know, right? Now I've got to finish his work on top of my own!'

by Anonymous7654321shdfgsdfd73773 April 9, 2013

Dakota Fanning

Dakota fanning is a street name commonly used to refer to heroin.

Usually when I have sexual intercourse with my wife, i have to think of Dakota Fanning to get it up. DAMN!

by Jacklyno October 25, 2007

Mindrot, North Dakota

This is a slang term for the city of Minot (a.k.a "Mindrot") North Dakota. Which is a very appropriate name considering the people who are born and raised in the town (and never leave) pretty much sit at home and watch tv 24/7 and literally allow their minds to rot. Funny what too much religion and limited exposure to the outside world can do to a person.

"Hi Steve, how are you? I haven't talked to you for along time! What? You're STILL living in Mindrot, North Dakota?! I'm sorry. What's the temp? -8 degrees? Geesh! Well I better let you go so you can go watch TV or go back to church."

by RemarkableSD December 7, 2009

south dakota

i love the SD don't get me wrong foo's but shit, man, come on it so f'in boring DAMMIT i'm going out of my f'im mind here, you know what it means right south dakota it means land of the no vagina there are like 3 girls here and two of them are my cousins AAAHHH SHIT

Dude this party is a total sausagefest, we pulled a south dakota not inviting any chick.

by Jay-Hawk October 1, 2007