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Custard Creaming

When you are going down on a girl and your munching down that sweet pussy, the act of custard creaming is when you crunch down the outa vaginal flap (like the biscuit) and then make your way to the centre where you get the cream.
by Sissoko July 27, 2019
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custard tanks

A massive pair of jugs which are carrying more dairy delights than your local milk float.
“Phwoar, look over there Stuart, it’s Kirsten Custard Tanks”
by BahamGroag November 27, 2024
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Hot custard

Cumming into someone's butt and they hold it inside for a while keeping it warm until it congeals
Can I use your bathroom? I've been baking a hot custard all day.
by MsLady2754 January 13, 2021
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custard guzzler

The term used for a person who likes the taste of sperm in large quantities...
God damn, she grabbed my dick , and sucked until the last drop was gone and no spills. She was a real custard guzzler!!!!
by 99p Shop November 30, 2016
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kilt custard

the left over custard after you have a weggie in a kilt
Scottish person:Love I need me kilt cleaned!
Wife:Why?
Scottish person:I got kilt custard on it.
by Shmidey June 18, 2016
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Rug Custard

When ejaculation is left on your partner's pubes.
"She was being grumpy so I slipped her a calming length and left her with Rug Custard"
by Braegan October 17, 2021
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Custard

NOUN
1. Someone who is not talented at cussing.
2. Someone who cusses uncontrollably and often.
3. Someone who botches dessert recipes involving dairy and egg yolk.
4. Someone who gets rejected by urban dictionary.

5. Alternatively, someone who gets accepted by urban dictionary (honorific: synonymous with cus-genius)
6. Derogatory: Someone who has no sense of humor.
Informal usage: That guy is a General Custard (akin to being a Major Asshole).

Ancient proverb: a custard's last stand is never a pretty sight to behold.
by anonymous December 27, 2020
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