a cullen

An unfunny joke

Person 1: “why did the chicken cross the road?”
Person 2:”I don’t know, why did the chicken cross the road?”
Person 1: “because it wanted to go to kfc”

Person 2:”that was a cullen”

by anonymous January 8, 2021

Cullen

depressed

damn you see that dude lookin like cullen

by massiveschlong September 24, 2020

Cullen

teacher of dilfology. keeper of knowledge. somehow has more hours in the day than the rest of us.

Cullen: As a master of dilfology...

by megosoftwindows June 16, 2024

Cullen b

A kid that goes bar down on tendys like its his day job, he's the life of the party and is generally associated with banging hot sloots named Victoria or vicky and love to take chicks to pound town

(Bob)"Man your a cullen b!"

(Gerry)" thanks bruh"

by Edward cullen69 November 9, 2014

Cullen

A goofy ahh mf who won't accept no for an answer and always gets rejected by women

Severin: Oh look, Cullen is trying to pull women again
Luka: He never will, even Kevin pulls more

by uzithepro November 1, 2022

cullening

The invocation of an autonomic sexual response via mention of a fictional bloodsucker.

Bro 1: Dude, did you check out that piece in Seventeen magazine? The Twilight expose?

Bro 2: Yo that shit was like mad cullening! I had to walk all hunchback out of my dentist's to keep my dignity.

by chironfrost April 24, 2014

Cullen

A Cullen is a magical recluse type wizard that has infinite knowledge of magicka. He was transported from the merlin era to the far future of the 1990s and must face the challenges any wizard faces when transported to the future! Debt, crippling deppression, and work! Will he be able to go back? FIND OUT NEXT TIME!

Woah dude check out that guys dreads! He must be a cullen from the prophecy! Totally tubular!

by Sophi3cak3s93 November 5, 2022