Whice Cube

A definition made by me around Spring of 2009 that is the funniest shit you will ever hear of. Ever since then my friend Matt and I extended the meaning of a whice cube.

Whice Cube - a frozen ice cube with jizz in it.

White + Cube = Whice Cube, good name huh?

Get an ice tray, fill each ice cup half way with water, the other half with jizz. If you get a hair in the whice cube it means 20 years of good luck =D.
We even got our own slogan for it.

Yeah, we are perverts.

Guy 1: Hey man is that a whice cube?
Guy 2: (looking at drink) What the hell is a whice cube?
Guy 1: Haha you're drinking my nut!

Guy 1: Holy shit dude your whice cube has a hair in it!
Guy 2: Oh my God! 20 years of good luck!

Now here's our slogan.
Whice cubes, prego-on-the-go, stick it in your cootch and watch it grow!

Pretty nasty haha.

by IamMonkey November 6, 2009

rubix cube

Juss like a dick, the more you play with them, the harder they get.

God damn that thing is hard!!!!

by Midnitesun November 7, 2003

Anal Cubing

The act of firing Cubes out of your Ass to Seduce your bitch.

Tim: hey,why weren't you in the gym yesterday?
Bob: i was Anal cubing with my girfriend,man...

by Gumballamiyumi September 5, 2012

poo cube

A cubicle (or desk) that is close enough to a bathroom where you can smell the stank from someone having just gone number 2.

Matt: "Hey where is the new guy gonna be sitting?'
Jim: "Right next to the bathroom in the poo cube area."
Matt: "Shitty for the new guy"
Jim: "Yeah I feel sorry for him after Randy's morning Growler"

by phizzledizzle June 18, 2011

Guy Cube

Six naked men make a cube with a series of sophisticated ropes they face inward in the cube and Masturbate. This is done to ensure a thick layer of man mucus so no one is left out.

Hey Bro! wanna Go To a Guy Cube tonight? nah man I gotta study. K bro maybe next time?
Sure.

by Dr. DegCerson October 29, 2015

Cube Rule

A standard of determining types of food dishes based on how the starch component of the meal physically relates to the rest of the ingredients. The Rule is expressed using the planes of a cube to illustrate. A single plane is toast. The top and bottom planes denote a sandwich. Three planes forming a trough illustrate a taco. Four planes forming a square tube are considered sushi. Five planes leaving only one open is a meal served in a bread bowl. All planes filled with starch components is a calzone.

I just realized that according to the Cube Rule, a hot dog is a taco.

by Gangliospunk August 19, 2020

Aice Cube

A straight up nigga wit no chill

Aice cube: oh no... I smell them

Warren: what do you smell? mon pénis or the des bêtes

Texas: what in God’s name is he saying

by Twopöck May 17, 2020