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Mark Cuban

A psycotic Millionaire that gives Dallas Mavericks fans plane tickets.
by Tmagnet May 30, 2006
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The Cuban Treatment

To get stufpified drunk and punch a hole in a wall, only to cover it with a Cuban flag. Used as a common threat to a person.
"Dude Masen was so plastered last night, he gave Calvin the Cuban Treatment last night!"
by Forestman March 19, 2010
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smoke you like a cuban cigar

A process where one individual would do serious damage to another. Then, said individual states, "Man, i will smoke you like a cuban cigar!"
After one person, would be "pwned", the person who administered the "pwnage" would state that he smoked the "pwned" individual like a cuban cigar
by snoop a loop June 30, 2005
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sneaky cuban

A highly degrading sexual act in which a man withdraws his penis from a female's anus and wipes fecal matter on her face drawing a beard, followed by smashing her face in a plate nachos covered with the following condiments: cheese, salsa and sour cream.
I gave that cunt a sneaky cuban last night.
by Jack Brown September 5, 2008
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Raunchy Cuban

a mildly epic maneuver which involves one person taking a dump in the other person's mouth, allowing one end to hang out like a cigar. Then, you light the end hanging out on fire, thus creating the illusion that they are smoking a cigar.
"Dude, i totally pulled a Raunchy Cuban on that chick at the party!"

"No way? How did you do that?"

"She was passed out, so I ran up and did it! She wouldn't stop puking afterwards!"
by DorkishHobo June 17, 2008
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A Cuban Missile

It's like scissoring for lesbians but with a man and woman. While in the scissor position the man aligns his anus with the woman's vaginal opening and proceeds to excrete a firm fecal log inside said woman's venereal cavity.

Variant: Same as above but with the misfortune of unexpected diarrhea. Known throughout Europe as "The French Mistake".

Used in a sentence: Dr.! How the hell are we going to get that Cuban Missile out of Hilary?

*WARNING* Probable felony if recipient is passed out or otherwise unconscious.
by Ramsey Dikken December 6, 2013
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only built 4 cuban linx

wu-tang slang meaning only made for those who understand. Used as the title for the first Raekwon album.
Yo the album only built 4 cuban linx is only built for cuban linx?

what?

only made for those who understand Rae and Ghostface's slang.
by Ivan_V April 23, 2009
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