Cross-jargonation

Often times, specialized fields of study or knowledge will have field-specific definitions for various words. This is known as jargon. When two people representing different fields of knowledge come to conflict over an idea due to their respective jargons, cross-jargonation occurs. Generally one or both parties will refuse to compromise on the definition, preferring instead to act as if their definition is superior and unalterable. The result can often be heard as a loud popping sound, caused by the skull of an innocent kitten spontaneously detonating.

Gary was presented a query by his philosophy professor, whom we shall call Ace; Can a person be both a skeptic and an agnostic? Gary answered yes, and was quickly rebuffed by Ace, who stated that the two things were necessarily in conflict. Detecting a case of cross-jargonation, Gary suggested that Ace perhaps consider a more universal definition of the two terms. Ace refused, and all generally agreed that he is a total fucktard. The detonating kitten skull was heard shortly after.

by whitedevilbrewingco February 12, 2008

cross walker

Someone who parties with lines, i.e. coke, crystal, meth, etc.

Man! James has become quite the cross walker, someone should talk to him

by Joesuuf January 29, 2009

cross holidation

The act of leaving up holiday decorations so long that decorations for upcoming holidays are up at the same time.

Halloween decorations up through Thanksgiving, or even worse, Christmas is worse than any other cross holidation.

by Trebleclef44 January 10, 2014

Shaw-Cross

The rubbing of a mans genitals onto his own seminal fluids.

He shaw-crossed after his steady masturbation was over.

by WhiteSharpie August 2, 2015

zebra crossing

A large number of zebras that kill people who attempt to prove that black is white. Usually after proving the non-existence of God with a strange fish.

"Oh, that was easy," says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed at the next zebra crossing.

by Intelligence001 January 13, 2019

Cross country

Mexico’s national sport ever since trump said he would build a wall

“Woah look Juan that cross country athlete is gonna get across the border in no time”

“ I know Carlos look how fast he’s going!”

by Amt6836 give Gud succle January 15, 2019

Cross country

Cross country is a sport where you run long distances (specifically in a race) at fast speeds. Or In other words the best sport ever.

Man I just love cross country it’s the best sport ever

by •PePpA•pig• November 19, 2019