Blottin' Cotton

Like Prairie doggin'. When you have to poop so bad that you are pushing it out and pulling it in. At the zenith of the outstroke, you actually touch your under garments. A slight blot.

"Dude, I am way past the warning farts. I am straight up blottin' cotton."

by Who wants a body massage? November 18, 2009

Picking the cotton

When a girl is on her period and you finger her. The cotton represents the tampon.

John: Yo bro what did you do last night with Katie
Simon: Bro, I was picking the cotton
John: Damn bro you nasty as fuck
Simon: Yea my finger are still red

by Butterjack January 10, 2019

Cotton Fingers

Similar to cotton mouth, but relates to typing too much in a conversation, thus causing cotton fingers. Cotton fingers make typing much harder than normal, requiring application of a moisturizer to be cured.

Sean: Hey man! What are you doing tonight?
John: Can barely talk right now, have a bad case of cotton fingers from typing all day. Call me??

by Cheezedoutofmymind July 25, 2019

cotton candied

When you get cotton candy syrup on you from syrup pump.

I cotton candied myself at work today

by mandaxbutt February 2, 2009

cotton candy

slang or crew term for Oxycontin.

Hey, fool. Do you happen to have acquired any of that oh so lovely "cotton candy?"

by Justin March 26, 2004

Cotton Picking

The act of picking particles of semen left behind on one's pubic hair after masturbating or intercourse

To keep my pubic hair clean, I have decided to start cotton picking

by DasNasty October 31, 2011

Cotton Chomper

Euphamism for a lady with a huge posterior wearing a thong

Look at that huge woman over there, yes your mum.. she's cotton chomping today!

by Rb September 30, 2004