SG Cooks

The best cookgroup around, offering premium monitors, early links and info, in depth release guides, exclusive group buys, dedicated 24/7 support, and info on funko, art drops, and much more. All for only $30/mo

Person 1: Yo you hit on YS today?
Person 2: Naw bro I had no idea how to setup
Person 1: Damn if you were in SG Cooks you would've cooked YS

by hahahh324 April 18, 2020

cooked hard

Cooking something to a point of being extra crispy.

I want my wings cooked hard.

by Baddison December 5, 2010

cory cook

a really red kid who is always on his phone

Cory Cook died from heat exhaustion because he's so white

by kyleholdenisabeast September 18, 2017

cooked the chicken

Somebody who has lost their base level of intelligence through excess.

There's a chap walking around Erskineville who epitomises the concept of cooked the chicken. A once perfectly functional man whose capacity operates at a lower capacity following an excess lifestyle.

by TheCharcoalChook July 12, 2014

cook tease

When you promise a girl you'll cook for her so she will sleep with you but have no intention ever making them food.

That guy is a total cook tease, he always says he's going to make me dinner but then we just have sex.

by iwanttotouchyourwords August 6, 2016

cooks branch

When you suffer severe pain from an injury to the balls.

"Mike got kicked in the balls by someone the other day. Worst case of cooks branch I've seen."

by gobbler945 October 6, 2023

Pressure Cooking

The act up squeezing your dick in class without your hands, so you can satisfy yourself in secret.

Friend: Dude, why are you so relaxed all the time.
You: Because, my day includes regular acts of pressure cooking
Friend: What!?
You: You Know, I squeeze my dick between my legs to satisfy myself.

by gooeylooey November 20, 2016