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cooked smug

to be cooked medium-rare. a well-known phrase in backwoods waffle house locations in the southern US.
Pauline: "Order up, Table 7 wants their steak cooked smug!"
Chef: "An aristocrat, are they?"
by marblecakealsothegame13 December 13, 2018
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Jamie Cook

Jamie Cook is the guitarist of the british band Arctic Monkeys. His birthday is on 8 July 1985. He is married and has a child
by death_ramp July 23, 2018
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Slow Cook

To tie a girl down and use a vibrator for a specific amount of time (depending on recipe). then once cooked and quivering, eating her like pork ribs.
Oh you're kinky huh? Too easy, I'll slow cook you like it's Thanksgiving.
by Icshortstuff July 12, 2019
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Cooked Raton

A wild roaners that is fried
Person : Biggs your fried

Biggs : nahh fook

Person 2 : God damn Cooked Raton
by roanertime June 6, 2019
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cory cook

a really red kid who is always on his phone
Cory Cook died from heat exhaustion because he's so white
by kyleholdenisabeast September 18, 2017
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Monster Cook

Something your friends trick you into searching and now you have some weird porn on your computer
Hey Timmy, search up monster cook you'll get a pirate movie!
by anonymous June 10, 2017
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cook tease

When you promise a girl you'll cook for her so she will sleep with you but have no intention ever making them food.
That guy is a total cook tease, he always says he's going to make me dinner but then we just have sex.
by iwanttotouchyourwords August 6, 2016
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