Cold Math

An expression that defines ruthless aspect of a detrimental/decaying state.

Blood loss is a cold math. The more blood you lose, the weaker you get making it more difficult to get help.

by The Dour Reaper October 15, 2013

pp cold

A super cold pp! A pp the got put in super cold water, or a pp that was in the fridge. A very cold pp

Friend 1: hey dude I put my huge pp in the fridge and I won the pp cold Olympics

Friend 2: wow did good job. Pp cold is such a cool sport! Go team pp cold! Boo team pp hot!

by Fredwheatfill September 19, 2020

A cold Eamonn

When you attempt to insert your fingers in a woman's vagina but their underwear gets in the way.

Man her knickers were so tight all I got was a Cold Eamonn

by a cold eamonn May 28, 2011

Cold Zobo

an intentionally false statement. In other words, a lie.

Originating from colloquial slang from Western-Africa.

Psych, even this definition is cold zobo!

P.S. it is not lol

by marvy101 September 18, 2022

Cold Ham

Sitting on a freezing toilet seat in the act to go to the bathroom. Therefore making your buns a bit chilly.

*Toilet flush*
Guy #1 " God damn! That toilet is a cold as the south pole! I got some major cold ham in there.

by Lunchboxian March 29, 2010

Cold Smoker

A blowjob with a mouth full of ice cubes.

I got a cold smoker from Daphne last night. She did a great job of keeping the ice and my rod in her mouth with no drooling.

by chachmaster420 November 16, 2011

Cold-Lip

When someone packs too much ice in the top of a bong so it touches your lip when you smoke.

Bro I hate how you keep packing these cold-lippers.

by Randomcom January 3, 2021