by Daddy Harrington November 29, 2022
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convenience store employee who usually listens to metal and punk to help him get through his boring, shitty day at work.
convenience store employee who usually listens to metal and punk to help him get through his boring, shitty day at work.
Kid 1: That old man at the store is a real clerkzilla.
Kid 2: I know, right? And that old grandpa music he was trying to make us listen to. What are Dead Kennedys?
Kid 3: You think he's a serial killer?
Kid 2: I know, right? And that old grandpa music he was trying to make us listen to. What are Dead Kennedys?
Kid 3: You think he's a serial killer?
by Rockin Robert December 8, 2022
Get the clerkzilla mug.Clerpies is a hybrid strain of STI/STD. The origin of this mutant strain is highly debated amongst epidemiologists. Contact tracing suggest the disease originated in the south western suburbs of South Australia.
However, recent drilling samples suggest it could be a placebo.
Fortunately, Clerpies can be easily tested via oral medication.
However, recent drilling samples suggest it could be a placebo.
Fortunately, Clerpies can be easily tested via oral medication.
by UncyYeahYeah December 17, 2022
Get the Clerpies mug.(adj.) describes a church or a regional jurisdiction (diocese, etc.) that beats pastors down until they are destroyed, as if it eats them.
That parish has had 15 pastors in 60 years, and a bunch of them have left the ministry. Now that's what I call clergyniverous...
by Anonymous Pastor April 23, 2023
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