Clerpion

Someone who burps way more than they should

*burp* *burp*

Man: shut up you clerpion

by Daddy Harrington November 29, 2022

clerkzilla

a middle aged, overworked, easily annoyed

convenience store employee who usually listens to metal and punk to help him get through his boring, shitty day at work.

Kid 1: That old man at the store is a real clerkzilla.
Kid 2: I know, right? And that old grandpa music he was trying to make us listen to. What are Dead Kennedys?
Kid 3: You think he's a serial killer?

by Rockin Robert December 8, 2022

Clerpies

Clerpies is a hybrid strain of STI/STD. The origin of this mutant strain is highly debated amongst epidemiologists. Contact tracing suggest the disease originated in the south western suburbs of South Australia.

However, recent drilling samples suggest it could be a placebo.

Fortunately, Clerpies can be easily tested via oral medication.

Make sure you tarp up she has Clerpies.

by UncyYeahYeah December 17, 2022

clergyniverous

(adj.) describes a church or a regional jurisdiction (diocese, etc.) that beats pastors down until they are destroyed, as if it eats them.

That parish has had 15 pastors in 60 years, and a bunch of them have left the ministry. Now that's what I call clergyniverous...

by Anonymous Pastor April 23, 2023

clerp

The mouth-noise of a voice actor audibly smiling immediately prior to delivering a line

My first three takes of the beginning of this chapter got ruined by clerp because the visual of the two main characters covered in seaweed and stuck hip-deep in a ball pit filled with sushi rice gives me giggles that I have not been able to suppress.

by LilEyeballAnnie July 25, 2024

Clergy

The name of what is spit out after somebody cums in your throat

I came in her throat and she spit a clergy on my lap

by Ooper_doopers August 23, 2024

Calverngary

A synonym to the expression: "Stop horsing around!"

Ex: Stop with this calverngary!!

by LiamandAjax October 13, 2023