When a woman collects her menstrual blood into a condom, freezes it, when frozen uses it like a dildo to fuck themselves and/or someone else.
by BrownPuffin January 3, 2011
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Friend 1: "Dude, I managed to touch the elusive Hilarious Clitoris!"
Friend 2: "Its called the Hilarious Clitoris (clit-or-i-s) actually.. But that must have blown mother nature's mind!"
Friend 1: "No, but it blew your moms world!"
Friend 2: "Its called the Hilarious Clitoris (clit-or-i-s) actually.. But that must have blown mother nature's mind!"
Friend 1: "No, but it blew your moms world!"
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When your ho is having her period and your salt about not being able to fuck, so you send her outside naked, on all fours to get the paper with her mouth. And while shes outside you beat off, and when she comes in you take the paper and bust in her mouth. Then while shes panting and slobbering you pat her head and say good dog Clifford.
Most guys hate when its that time of month for their ho, but Marquis always looks forward to it cause he knows what that means: Clifford Time!!
by Charlie Tillie October 24, 2007
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by big boy, sr. April 4, 2011
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Is the only organ that has no other object except for pleasure.
The clitoris alone has over eight thousand nerve endings compared to the penis which has only four thousand.
Is the only organ that has no other object except for pleasure.
The clitoris alone has over eight thousand nerve endings compared to the penis which has only four thousand.
Sally was recieving so much pleasure while her clitoris was being rubbed. John wished he could feel such pleasure.
by jakememate March 15, 2011
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by Mr Funkypants April 25, 2006
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Q: How do you know when a woman is on steroids?
A: When she takes you up the arse with her clitoris.
Q: How do you know when a woman is on steroids?
A: When she takes you up the arse with her clitoris.
by the bald headed hermit September 23, 2003
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