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Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smoke

"No matter how many times that you and a smoker change places/locations while spending time together outdoors, the breeze is always gonna switch around and waft the tobacco-fumes directly past your face."
I absolutely totally love my new middle-aged lady-friend, but we both go absolutely crazy trying to avoid bothering me with the smoke whenever she needs a cigarette while we're going for a rowboat-ride or woods-trail hike --- sounds like a classic case of "Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smoke"!

Electric Jazz Cigarette 

Noun: Philly phrase for a disposable marajuana vape.
Yo cat, can I get a drag of yo electric jazz cigarette?

a drag of cigarette 

To inhale smoke from something, especially a cigarette. The detective took a drag on his last cigarette and then crushed the butt beneath his heel.
Hey dud, give me a drag of cigarette
a drag of cigarette by Marquinh0 October 17, 2020

Skinny as a cigarette

Somebody who is malnourished, methed up or just flat out skinny.
The crackhead trying to break into my trailer was as skinny as a cigarette.

aim a cigarette 

To write for a large audience.
1. Richard aimed his cigarette at the blank page and exhaled.

2. Verb. To aim a cigarette is to light a cigarette before writing.
aim a cigarette by Crftmghk September 27, 2021

Snoop Dog Cigarette 

A clever way to say weed. Snoop is the weed dude. Saying "Snoop Dog Cigarette" is less likely to get you flagged on social media apps where the word "weed" is frowned upon.
Whatsup Tiktok, I was just smoking a Snoop Dog Cigarette last night and was LIT!
Snoop Dog Cigarette by DobbaPhoenix September 7, 2022