by polar dave June 4, 2011
A list of twelve morals and guidelines writting by chuck Norris. This list is commonly used as a guide to the pupils of Chun Kuk Do, a Korean based martial art also created by Norris.
The code is as follows:
1. I will develop myself to the maximum of my potential in all ways.
2. I will forget the mistakes of the past and press on to greater achievements.
3. I will always be in a positive frame of mind and convey this feeling to every person I meet.
4. I will continually work at developing love, happiness, and loyalty in my family and acknowlege that no other success will compenstate for failure in the home.
5. I will work for the good in all people and make them feel worthwhile.
6. If have nothing good to say about a person, I will say nothing.
7. I will give so much time to the improvement of myself I will have no time to criticise others.
8. I will always be as enthusiastic about the successes of others as I am about my own.
9. I will maintain an attitude of open-mindness towards another person's viewpoint while still holding fast to what I know to be true and honest.
10. I will maintain respect for authority and demonstrate this respect at all times.
11. I will always remain loyal to God, my country, my family and my friends.
12. I will remain highly goal-oriented throughout my life because that positive attitude helps my family, my country and myself.
The code is as follows:
1. I will develop myself to the maximum of my potential in all ways.
2. I will forget the mistakes of the past and press on to greater achievements.
3. I will always be in a positive frame of mind and convey this feeling to every person I meet.
4. I will continually work at developing love, happiness, and loyalty in my family and acknowlege that no other success will compenstate for failure in the home.
5. I will work for the good in all people and make them feel worthwhile.
6. If have nothing good to say about a person, I will say nothing.
7. I will give so much time to the improvement of myself I will have no time to criticise others.
8. I will always be as enthusiastic about the successes of others as I am about my own.
9. I will maintain an attitude of open-mindness towards another person's viewpoint while still holding fast to what I know to be true and honest.
10. I will maintain respect for authority and demonstrate this respect at all times.
11. I will always remain loyal to God, my country, my family and my friends.
12. I will remain highly goal-oriented throughout my life because that positive attitude helps my family, my country and myself.
Before recieving her purple belt, the young Chun Kuk Do student had to recite three lines from Chuck Norris's Code of Ethics.
by TheGammaGeek February 28, 2011
Bruce Lee, Chuck norris was a pupil of his and has even admitted that if both of them were in their prime, Bruce Lee would win, there is no one to compare to bruce lee
bruce Lee vs. Chuck norris
it would probably end the same way it did in way of the dragon/return of the dragon chuck norris looking like he's going to win, chuck norris would then get cocky, then bruce would make a comeback, he then starts to kick chuck norris' butt, then he breaks his arm and leg and then he breaks chuck norris' neck, Hence, Bruce lee is better than chuck norris.
it would probably end the same way it did in way of the dragon/return of the dragon chuck norris looking like he's going to win, chuck norris would then get cocky, then bruce would make a comeback, he then starts to kick chuck norris' butt, then he breaks his arm and leg and then he breaks chuck norris' neck, Hence, Bruce lee is better than chuck norris.
by Bruce Lee is better than chuck norris October 15, 2007
1.The deadliest weapon in the world. 2. Chuck Norris' finishing move that can not only destroy his opponent(s) but also the fabric of space and time.
by Damien VonDusk January 21, 2008
A vagina that strongly resembles a large penis
Your mum has a Chuck Norris Vagina
by Pseudonym Person January 20, 2010
Chuck Norris is ga-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
by Chuck norris the god July 6, 2010
You cannot define Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris is the Definition.
Chuck Norris won the Game
by [insert platypus noise here] January 30, 2010