chronic crack 

It's when the food is so good it's like crack. Or your dealer put crack in your food...

Joe: Bro your mom's macaroni is chronic crack! It's so good! I'd eat it out like I eat my dog!
Brian: Thanks! I'll tell my mom. By the way she does put crack in there.
Joe: Fuck...

chronic crack by I'm not ty May 24, 2018

Chronic Nuthin Twitch 

When you been bustin sum guud nut for about 6 months or more and then sitting in class stroking thin air without noticing.

Horny1: *stroking as if actually masterbating, but it’s just the reflex*
Teacher: Motherfucker why the fuck ain’t you doin yo calculus homework fool! And why the fuck is yo hand moving like you stroking Casper the friendly ghosts dick!?
Horny1: Oh shiett mayne!! I didn’t even notice!! I was just focusing my mind on dat big ass booty in front of me!
Teacher: Motherfuckers be goin home bustin nut and cumin to school all retarted n shit. Now I’ve got half the class with Chronic Nuthin Twitch! How the fuck can I teach this shit!

Chronic Nuthin Twitch by Smoke and Fork Banger’s Club November 7, 2018

Chronic Vartanosis 

A life consuming illness that causes an individual to type a text but not send it.

I wasn’t ignoring your text: I just have chronic vartanosis

Chronic Vartanosis by Social Burdens November 8, 2018

Chronic Hood Syndrome 

When a nigga is so hood that it goes beyond just being hood. It becomes an actual condition.

"Look at this fool. He came to my daughter's graduation with a comb in his hair half unbraided, and a grape ice pop in his mouth."

"Why did you invite him? You know he has Chronic Hood Syndrome right?."

Chronic Hood Syndrome by rudebitch99 November 15, 2018

Chronic Bottom Syndrome 

someone who constantly has sweater paws, very shy, blushes at everything, and blatantly obviously bottoms in bed. (typically in lgb+ relationships)

that girl definitely has chronic bottom syndrome.

Chronic Bottom Syndrome by sister sex pistols June 12, 2019

Chronic boredom 

A condition when you have to revise for a test but it’s so boring you sit there and do nothing because it’s more interesting than revision

I was going to revise for Spanish but my chronic boredom made it so hard so I sat there and watched throwback videos instead.

Chronic boredom by User555 October 8, 2019

Chronic beard burn 

When making out with a man who has scruff or a beard and it results in a burn on your chin.

“Kristen I can tell you made out with someone last night because of your chronic beard burn”

Chronic beard burn by I love my dogs November 10, 2019