Devon Chatterton

The utter definition of cute, handsome, goofy, an absolutely a total sweet heart, and more...

Devon Chatterton is so handsome!!

by undercoverpancan June 5, 2019

Meth Critters

Also known as Crank Critters Typical to be found on anything just slightly out of your eyes focal point either moving quickly in the peripheral field of vision and then freezing just as soon as you turn to acknowledge its presence. Shapeshifters from another dimension known to turn into random pieces of rubbish upon closer inspection. Only found to be present entering day 4 and beyond of any typical crystal meth fueled bender regardless of ones predilection to psychosomatic hallucinations when sober. Aka the beginning of the end for the inevitably insane or anyone frequenting the outer rim of the frayed edges of sanity.

“You boys ever seen a meth critter before? What do you mean wtf am I smokin, the same shit as you dumbass you just hit on that big shit a few years and you’ll see for yourselves them lil shits are real!!! and if you quit yer jibber jabber in an giggles I’ll tell you weenus tuggin amateur 12 hour marathon masterbatin mommas boys exactly what meth critters are: because I stared into the soul of one eye to eye in the winter of El Niño 1997. So there I was waiting for my guy on the canal bank right beyond the edge of juvenile hall just smokin a cigarette minding my own on the porch of a buddies slut moms house early on a Thursday... no satur...or was it Friday? no that was lasterday and my buddy was still Down in Fresno at his dads for the week so yeah it must’ve been Monday already again...eh fuck it look the point is I heard that Meth Critter long before I saw him but then again there it was creeping from shadow to shadow making its way down the alley. Then just as we made eye contact & right then before my unblinking eyes bam! that meth critter turned into a fn Carl’s Jr. hamburger wrapper & then just as swiftly it was now a seagull that flew up an away into a swirling mist...” -wise words spoken by a toothless old tweaker with the confidence of a true believer as a PSA or cautionary tale to wide eyed and drug addled teenagers (aka: anytown usa’s neighborhood kids known to hang @ any Rick’s place in the trailer park)

by Big D!ck Daddy July 19, 2019

Braydon Chatterton

Awesome human with big pp energy

Girl 1: did you see Braydon Chatterton?

Girl 2: ya and he has a huge cock
Girl 1: wat

by Taylor223 May 24, 2021

Cole Chatterley

God himself, he is pretty based everyone loves him.

Yo is that Cole Chatterley, he is so cool!

by obunga123 December 7, 2021

Crispy Critter

A furry, Hippie, Liberal, brain fired, loon

Them crispy critters need to be put on leash.
Damn crispy critters keep tryna blame everything on guns.

by Coyote airsoft April 10, 2023

chittar

Punjabi word for butt/ass. chittar also means to kick someone's ass. Chittar is usually an ass whopping that Punjabi parents give to their when they act naughty.

That girl has some nice chittar. Some motherfucker is going to get some chittar today.

by gdiggz March 14, 2014

Clitter

glitter for a vagina

Jane: Hey Jenny, have you heard of clitter?
Jenny: No, what is it!?!
Jane: This awesome glitter that makes my lower region sparkle!

by Anonymystery July 13, 2010