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Chinese Surprise

Occurs when a man places a firecracker inside a woman's vagina. The wick is then lit and a muffled pop is heard. The anus is also an acceptable position for the explosion to occur.
I Chinese Surprised my girlfriend in her sleep... still at the ER.
by Poppetkeeper February 17, 2010
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chinese bathtub

A bathtub you eat chinese food in. But you can only eat it while drunk or it doesn't count.
Hey guys guess what time it is
Time for shots and alcohol in the chinese bathtub.
by Drunkerooni March 25, 2017
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chinese holiday

Escaping from the need to do any work at your desk by going to hide in the toilet without needing to use it.
"Where's Keith?"
"He looked pretty stressed earlier. Reckon he's fucked off for a Chinese holiday."
by Lewis Hogan November 3, 2017
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Chinese Fisherman

Greatest fisherman of all time and is invincible. He is immortal and fought with gods from different mythology. He has the power to destroy the universe in a second
"omg! its the legendary chinese fisherman"
"the chinese fisherman just revived the dead man"
by fruitcake66666 October 3, 2021
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Chinese host

A derogatory term for someone who is hosting an online game with slow internet. It comes from the idea that there are so many Chinese gamers they hack Western servers and when they play there they lag heavily because of the distance.
Gamer 1: Omfg this game is actually lagging every second.
Gamer 2: Yeah me too but I only have 40 ms.
Gamer 1: It's because of the fucking Chinese host.
by YYHeff January 19, 2011
mugGet the Chinese hostmug.

chinese stinger

Imported goods from the Far East that prove to be very cheap to purchase, but on arrival prove to be extremely dangerous or deadly.
"That box of nerf darts you bought are goddam chinese stingers"
"Don't eat those! My dog just exploded - those noodles are chinese stingers!"
by oldmanvegas February 17, 2015
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Chinese Beard

Slang for a surgical face mask often used in public areas to prevent the spread of illnesses, incredibly popular in the Asian community.
"Yo man, there's a cold going around. You better strap on your Chinese Beard!"
by Wookieflookieflame February 1, 2020
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