Scandinavian Checkers

A sexual position not unlike playing leapfrog. One partner mounts and penetrates the other in a classic doggy style position, then pulls out and jumps over the other. The positions are then reversed, with the initially penetrated partner now taking over penetration.

I played some Scandinavian Checkers with my partner yesterday. We broke two lamps, a dresser, and I have a mild concussion. That was a good night.

by Kera Ott October 5, 2023

Joel "Checkers" Eyles

Lockleys Div12 Ressie Legend Statistics
Position: Ruckman
Games Played: 158
Goals: 13
BOG: 36
Choccy Milks Consumed: Something like 8,414,037+ and counting
Height: Something like 6'5
Swats the sh*t out of ball in the ruck like a 7'3 Olympic Volleyballer

Richmond Cricket Club Legend Stats
Bowling ave. 7 overs
Bats at 7
Car Windscreens Hit: 4 (and counting)
Left his groin at Fine Leg... then got sent to the scorers book
Bats with the sustainable gardening boots
The founder of the Boxie
Still consumes choccy milk

The tale continues

Is is a bird, is is a plane???

NO. It's Joel "Checkers" Eyles' 74cm mullet flying in the ruck contest

by Pannas & Rizz November 15, 2023

Fact Checkers

Liars.

Fact checkers reviewed this post and determined that corruption doesn't actually exist.

by Mozzastryl April 6, 2024

Ghost chickens

Homeless people that squat in an abandoned chicken coop on someone property

The Neal’s have ghost chickens living in their chicken coops

by Deceased poultry May 25, 2025

Free-range chickens

Undisciplined children who run freely throughout a restaurant with little to no action taken by their parents to prevent the inappropriate behavior.

These free-range chickens won't stop knocking into my chair, and it's annoying the hell out of me.

by Universe and Acrimony November 27, 2009

the flying chickensquabble

buy the flying chickensquabble mugs, tshirts and magnets
a sex move where the male is placed sideways with a squid entered anally with a cattle prod. the female then does a chickensquabble type manouver and lands hard onto his chest.

i layed on the squid anally last weekend and my girlfriend gave me a chest pounding "the flying chickensquabble"

by fourthewin February 24, 2011

Milked the Chickens

(V) To totally screw up. Have good intentions, but fail miserably.

Tyson got up early, shaved and had a cup of coffee. But the second he spoke to the client, he really "milked the chickens."

by MTProfessor May 14, 2013