Being at your rock bottom living in your office closet, jerking off with a limp dick and the cum lands in a pile of cereal dust that you had dropped two days ago.
Hey! Have you seen Bob lately?
I heard that he fell off the wagon in is now jerking off onto Lucky Charms.
I heard that he fell off the wagon in is now jerking off onto Lucky Charms.
by Oreosgirlfriend November 8, 2020
Get the Jerking off onto Lucky Charms mug.A concentrated attempt to gain favour or respectability by conspicuously cooperative or obliging behaviour. Also, the production of inconsequential changes, clarification of existing policies or rewording of existing policies to give the appearance of reform.
They launched an insincere charm offensive to reduce the public blowback from their previous offensive stance, statements and policies.
by Sir Palindrome December 24, 2023
Get the Charm Offensive mug.a fashionable, yet somewhat gay fashion accesorie for the sexually ambigous male. Most commonly seen on the wrist of pussy whipped men.
Nelson was so ashamed of his gentlemans charm bracelet, he hid it under a bandage and told everyone he tried offing himself.
by Jasonjakejohn February 27, 2011
Get the gentlemans charm bracelet mug.-Have you heard of Silly Charm?
-no.
-Well he is a very small youtuber that makes really good music.
-no.
-Well he is a very small youtuber that makes really good music.
by 3GiroKarma May 3, 2021
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Charva charm is when a chav is full of charisma. Even though they’re rough- they’re a darling that everybody loves. Typically it’s a cheeky lad who has it, but girls will have it too.
Originates from Newcastle
Charva charm is when a chav is full of charisma. Even though they’re rough- they’re a darling that everybody loves. Typically it’s a cheeky lad who has it, but girls will have it too.
Originates from Newcastle
by MissBellabrusco February 20, 2023
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LB: "Lucky charm!" *twirls a bunch and is flexible af*
CN: "What r u gonna do with that?"/ insert pun here about lucky charm
CN: "What r u gonna do with that?"/ insert pun here about lucky charm
by bookswithboe March 25, 2022
Get the Lucky Charm mug.a person who works in Baltimore also known as Charm City who is an expert of meteorology that presents a daily/weekly weather forecast for the area.
WBAL, WJZ, WMAR and FOX 45 News have the best Charm-orologist who present the weather forecast to our city.
by Dunkadelic Era September 7, 2020
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