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Wendy's Challenge

When you order everything on the 99 cent menu at Wendy's, and you eat it all in less than 20 minutes.
Joey beat the Wendy's Challenge in just under 18 minutes, even though his baked potato was undercooked.
by a24angus January 6, 2010
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Jimmy Johns Challenge

Can you be freakishly fast????

Step 1: Order Jimmy Johns Sandwich (add a cookie)
Step 2: Find a porn you want to watch (box of tissues)
Step 3: Begin to masturbate (it is a race)

THE GOAL IS... Can you finish before the Jimmy Johns Sandwich is delivered??
Yo bro... Last night I tried the Jimmy Johns Challenge... I was about to finish and then the son of a bitch delivery driver was knocking on the door. I did't know whether to bust a nut or grab the sandwich.

Cum to find out. I answered the door with a raging hard on(the size of Webster) I paid for the sandwich and then went back to jerking it.
by GOAT... The little pinky toe February 14, 2014
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The Great American Challenge

A Competition, often held at the end of college finals week, in which teams of four attempt to first consume a 30 pack of beer, then an eighth of an ounce of marijuana, then two large pizzas, and then finish a 100 piece puzzle.

Penalties, usually time, are imposed for spilling beer or vomiting.

Variations on the rules exist:
The beer can be a 36 pack instead of a 30.
The amount of marijuana is sometimes reduced to 2 grams.
The puzzle is sometimes more pieces, depending on how long the participants want the competition to last.
Also, some competitions change the order of events to account for the Beer before bong rule (that's just wrong).

Another variation exists wherein the teams begin in the morning, can drink, smoke, and eat simultaneously, and then once everything has been consumed, may move on to a 1,000 piece puzzle. The teams have until midnight (or in some cases, sunrise of the next day) to complete the challenge. In this variation, the challenge is more geared toward "getting it done" than racing and can be performed by a single team of four if desired.
"Hey man, do you want to take the Great American Challenge?"
"The dildo?"
"No, the other one."
"Fuck yeah!"
by TFK! January 26, 2009
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challah

A type of white, leavened bread that Jewish people (M.O.T.s) eat. It is pronounced the same as "holla".
I told that Jewish girl to give me a holla sometime, then she showed up at the crib couple of days later carrying a loaf of bread.

Tom: "This party is bernie."
Jon: "Let's bake like challah and leaven."
Bob: "Stop being such a M.O.T."
by Nick D May 30, 2004
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challenger motor freight

Cambridge-based trucking company known for their 100 km/h speeds. Owned by mr Einweeinie (Dan Einwechter, origin unknown) and directed by safety boss Bobby Can't go farther than Halfayard Halfyard.

They sport the usual Challenger Logo with a Red, Yellow and Blue flag. Their yard in Cambridge Ontario, is based on the same scheme as Super Dave Osborne's "Super Dave Compound".

There is a rumor going at Challenger that it was named after Bob Halfyard, who was "challenged" to run half a yard and couldn't go farther. Halfyard was half-challenged!

Challenger owns Cam Ditz (Hiltz), AGAIN! Motor Freight (Elgin Motor Freight), Motor City Sexpress (MCX) and Challenged! Motor Freight (Challenger Motor Freight).

The Challenger drivers are usually courteous but are the butts of many jokes. Usually they're called the Challenged Monkeys, Mentally Challenged, and Challengees.
Dan : I drive for Challenger Motor Freight!
Man : Good for you son! I drive for Swift!
Dan : SWING WIDE! IT'S A FUCKING TRAILER MAN!
by Disgruntled Greyhound Driver November 19, 2006
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artistically challenged

"Hey look what I drew!"
"What the hell is that."
"Are you artistically challenged?"
by GummyBear September 21, 2004
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Megahedron Challenge

Challenge involving finding the volume of a Megahedron (a Megahedron being a regular hedron with a million sides).
"You might think you're smart,but I bet you can't do the Megahedron Challenge"
by Caspar Wilson May 13, 2004
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