Penis catfish

A fake ass fuck impersonator. Someone who can't tell the truth if their life depended on it. Someone that lives life by coming up on others in any way possible.

If homeboy only knew the dude he's rolling around with is the one who stole his car, he would see he's just a penis catfish.

by **SMD** May 9, 2025

Holy Catfishing

When a girl goes on tinder specifically to try to convert horny men for Jesus. She generally matches with them, flirts with them, and then when it's time for the meet-up, won't stop talking about Jesus.

Matched with Tina on Tinder, she said to meet up at the Coffeeshop on 4th and Vine. When I got there and saw the sign that said "Holy Grounds" I know she must have been Holy Catfishing!

by holydude May 20, 2025

Catfish Tunalizer

An experimental apparatus that converts raw natural catfish meat into clean, edible, refined tuna. Usually canned for longevity so it can be consumed for nutrients on above and below water adventures.

Sir, if we don’t get the catfish tunalizer back online, everyone in the sub we made out of an old glycol absorber is going to starve.

by Str8JN June 10, 2025

Catfish

A diverse group of ray-finned fish known for their prominent whiskers, which resemble catwhiskers, and are often found in freshwater environments.

I love catfishes, they have cute whiskers!

by kisuuuuuu December 3, 2023

catfish

A fat old man who pretends to be an attractive person online. They take photo (very typically female) from Pinterest and make a instagram account

Jake: Have you seen her? She’s fine asf

Sam: Be careful bro That’s Uncle Jimmy who lives 2 blocks away. They’re catfishing you!!

by Igetbitxhes December 3, 2023

Le catfish

Random moron who can't do anything apart from talk in a monotone voice all the time because he is a soulless troll.
Is depressed
Deeply

Girl1: Omg Le catfish so stupid
Girl2: look at Le catfish he is so weird

by Le catfish August 17, 2023

san francisco catfish

Very large and hairy male anus.

All you're going to catch with that chode is a San Francisco catfish.

by A'Louriean February 27, 2024