V-card

Used to describe someone's virginity or in the phrase, 'I just swiped my v-card. Usually a playful term used instead of the normal colloquialism.

Hey man.
Sup?
I heard you swiped your v-card last night.
Lolllll yah it was teh seks.

by Ashent June 27, 2006

yellow card

Expression meaning that a girls nipples are visible through her shirt. Deriving from the automatic yellow card given to soccer players if they slide tackle with their studs ( cleats ) showing.

Me : Dude it's cold.
You : Wow look at that girls nips.
Me : Yellow card ! Studs showing.

by Paddy McMurphy October 22, 2007

fat card

while drunk, fat girls become attractive, in such, when you are drunk you punch your "fat card" to sleep with them, however you can only punch your fat card if you are extremely drunk...

"so i heard u went whale'ing last night"
"yea well everyone punches the fat card at some time or another"

by JD bitch January 5, 2007

Jew Card

To lead someone on and then crush their romantic dreams because they aren't Jewish.

Boy: I like you
Girl: Ok. I like you too.
Boy: You aren't Jewish so it won't work
Girl: You just Jew Carded me.

by Blasian_Invasion November 18, 2010

pick a card, any card

pick a card, any card.
Drink if it is a 2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,jack,queen,king,joker or ace of spades, clubs, hearts or diamonds
you must drink.
The game goes clockwise, but if you drank then you have to pick another card, any card.

kathleen: 'Garry, pick a card, any card'
*Garry picks card*
Kathleen: Drink!
Garry: weaiguvogmkanetjewokgbmk (He is too drunk for words)

by Kathleenthorpe January 24, 2009

PMS card

This is the use of PMS (premenstrual syndrome) as an excuse by some women for ill-tempered behavior, usually with the audience being some guy who could not handle this kind of display..

Sherry habitually played the PMS card to account for her outbursts. She would seemingly be having two periods per month.

by eViL pOp TaRt November 11, 2010

Friend Card

an unspoken, unbreakable bond amongst true friends

"Hey Bri, do you want to drink tonight because we are friends in college and thats what friends do?"
"Nah man I got to study."
"FRIEND CARD!"
"Ok. Lets get ripped."

by Quazzimotto March 25, 2010