Canales

A liar and a snitch. A Canales will suck up to the people who she thinks will get her places and will lie and snitch on all others. She will step on whoever she needs to and brown nose to whoever she needs to to get what she wants. She is a slut with lots of kinds and different "baby daddys". She is nice to everyone to their face but talks shit behind their backs. She will have sex with anyone who can give her a job promotion. She has Chancroids, Chlamydia, Cytomegalovirus (CMV) Genital Warts, Gonorrhea, Hepatitis B, Herpes, AIDS, Human Papillomavirus (HPV), Intestinal Parasites, Molluscum Contagiosum, Pelvic Inflammatory Disease (PID), Pubic Lice (Crabs), Scabies, Syphilis, and Trichomoniasis (Trich). Everyone that she works with wants to beat the shit out of her, feed her poop, cinderblock her feet and leave her at the bottom of the ocean.

"Dude did you hear about all the STD's going around in the neighborhood?"
"Yeah, Canales slept with a bunch of people, lied and told the news that they all had sex wiht hookers"

by michael kelly July 19, 2012

canarley

almost, but not quite. Wishful thinking,
hoping, dreaming (not wet ones, either). On the opposite side... dis'n someone else's meager attributes, brains, boobs, penis size....

Geez! Those pants are so tight on her she canarley squeeze her butt into them, and almost look humanoid.

OR

"Are you in yet? I canarley feel your meager equipment in my gym!

by SmokeyJoe January 3, 2005

Canadien Noob

A Canadien that is usually very noobish and loud and funny. He can sometimes be amusing with his noobness but sometimes be very strange and confusing. Usually good looking and smells good though

Hey, that Canadian is very noobish but he is soooooooooo hot. Goodness a Canadien noob can be so confusing sometimes

by Joesh2772 December 13, 2011

candle stuck

When a Rangas Penis is stuck in a woman's vagina

Oh shit I'm Candle Stuck

by Mr Potato September 3, 2017

Candle

A really white person with red hair

The candle was used to light up the room

by OP_Taequanloco May 13, 2019

Sicilian Candle

A rag-tag way of silencing a handgun, popular in the Sicilian mafia. Made by wrapping a thick towel, washcloth, etc. around your arm holding a pistol, concealing the actual presence of the gun, when firing, the area of the towel in front of the barrel will ignite, Looking like a candle, hence the name. If you need a visual, watch the Godfather 2 when Vito Corleone kills Don Fanucci

I forgot my silencer at my house, luckily there was a towel near by, I made a Sicilian candle and loaded that motherfucker

by Saki bomb November 26, 2014

Chode Candle

When a match is inserted into a man's urethra

Dude, I totally just gave Garry a gnarly chode candle when he was passed out

by Chodecandle March 27, 2015