Chinese Surprise

Occurs when a man places a firecracker inside a woman's vagina. The wick is then lit and a muffled pop is heard. The anus is also an acceptable position for the explosion to occur.
I Chinese Surprised my girlfriend in her sleep... still at the ER.
by Poppetkeeper February 17, 2010
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Chinese Wizards

Refers to the mysterious beings from the East, who are capable of performing unfathomable technological feats such as hacking the latest online games or unlocking the most restrictive firmware. The unsung legends with epicanthus from the land of bamboos can and will always blow your mind whether in shooter video games or in system moddings.
Miner 1: Urgh NVIDIA is going to limit the hashrate on RTX 3060 when mining ETH, what are we gonna do man

Miner 2: No worries man, the Chinese Wizards gonna work their magic and the firmware will be unlocked in no time after release lmao
by Umuless March 04, 2021
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The Chinese Dash

(noun, Brit.)
To leave a restaurant without paying the bill; to 'do a runner'. Originally applicable to Chinese eating houses (where the 'dash' might be considered safer, due to the relative passivity and diminutive stature of the waiting staff), the expression is now considered an acceptable term to use irrespective of the restaurant's ethnic origin.
"Heavens, Amelia - I appear to have left my Amex card in my other jodhpurs."
"Oh Giles, you're incorrigible. I suppose we'll have to perform the Chinese dash again."
"I'm very much afraid so, Amelia - I'm afraid so."
by Just_Tom April 09, 2010
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Chinese Junkyard

Taint

The area between the butt and genitals
“Babe do you mind scratching the area between my balls and butthole?” “Your Chinese junkyard?” “Oh yes that’s right
by Lrgbonedawg November 16, 2021
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Chinese Junkyard

Strip of body between ass and balls.
“I was at my slow pitch softball game and the pitch hit home plate, bounced up right into my Chinese junkyard
by Lrgbonedawg November 16, 2021
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Chinese Mingle

To Chinese Mingle is to aggressively haggle to a point where you walk away thinking you’ve been given a great deal, but in reality, you have been swindled.
Aww shit Donkey, I’ve been Chinese mingled.
by Tim Selleck April 22, 2022
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Chinese CockFire

When you give someone a Chinese burn on their dick so hard their foreskin burns off.
I would love to give him a Chinese CockFire
by TheLegend27SucksDeezNutz/Gotem January 15, 2017
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