Witches Brew

A liquidy, bubbly fart--think of the simmering, foul concotion typically found in a witch's pot--that unfortunately results in a little surprise in one's underwear, and comes with the sickening realization that something slipped out that shouldn't have. Most uncomfortable and difficult to explain when in a public place, far from a toilet. Impossible to deny.

I was getting blown by this hot chick last night when I got a sudden episode of witches brew and she threw up on my balls.

by Charlie777 June 1, 2014

Brewing a Brimley

The process of developing type 2 diabetes due to one’s diet

“He better lay off the pie before he’s brewing a Brimley”

by Shiggy Diggums August 19, 2022

awake the wizzard brewing

how do women have kids they must have some sort of wizzard inside them

girl you gotta awake the wizzard brewing

by SKRRR SKKRR JACKSON March 11, 2023

window brew

aluminium-canned beer that has been sitting outside of a closed window in the winter and consequently has received the perfect chilling; breakfast of champions

The dorm fridge died, so I put the case survivors on the windowsill and closed the window. Next morning breakfast ruled: scrambled eggs and bacon washed down with ice cold window brew.

by treeguywussup October 19, 2010

Brewing a Stew

When you are gassy or eating something that has / will make you fart.

I'm brewing a stew!

by heavy_debbie October 18, 2010

Warlock Brew

Urine.

Man, I just made a mean Warlock Brew!
Does that guy have Warlock Brew on his face?

by dislexic porcupine and friend January 2, 2012

brewing the tea

When someone's got tea to spill but they're gathering more information/getting it together in said persons mind OR drama has started and everyone else is waiting for the "tea" to finish "brewing".

"What's the tea sis?"
"I'm brewing the tea."

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"Dude did you hear what happened?"
"Yeah! Everyone's waiting for the tea to finish brewing."

by ThatFluffyUnicorn June 17, 2019