Brain Shit

noun. the inability to recall the simplest of details or solve the easiest of problems. a brain shit is much more serious than a Brain Fart.

guy #2: bro, you spelled cat wrong.

guy #1: wow. i just had a complete brain shit.

by Brent Handles November 24, 2009

brain crush

wanting someone purely for their mind - has nothing to do with sexual attraction.

"i have such a brain crush on this kid in my philoshophy class. sure hes 5'3" and clearly never combs his hair, but he is so witty and articulate."

by woundedgazelle December 13, 2005

poo poo brain

its like the n-word, but only effect on Indian.

congratulations :)

P: Did you know that Indians have poo poo in their brain?
B: That's a blatant racist lie
P: Yeah, but still not defamation!

or

W: what's up my poo poo brain
I: फक यू

by abcde19 April 1, 2019

Brain Bleach

A fictional 'bleach' is used to erase unwanted memories, usually of something traumatizing that was seen or heard.

Similar to 'Eye Bleach', but instead it clears memories instead of just vision.

Guy 1: Oh my god, I just saw a land whale in pink stretch pants!

Guy 2: Here, take my gallon of brain bleach, you're gonna need it!

by Inkspills July 7, 2009

Brain Bleach

Much like Eye Bleach, it is the only cure to when somehting so terribly awful stains your gray matter. Used when Eye Bleach, and steel wool are just not d*mned good enough.

-That's so terrible I need eye bleach!!
-Eye bleach?! I need BRAIN BLEACH!!

by Rupert L. Duffy December 17, 2007

Blood Brain

during the act of fellatio the tip of the receivee's penis becomes very red, almost like a blood blister or a hickie

you wouldn't believe what kind of head jewel's gave at mikes party, straight up blood brain bro!

by Lord-Gore April 5, 2010

Big brain

Means that you’re really smart. If you get called big brain then you’re lucky to have been called so. So now you guys use that brain power!

Person 1: I still can’t figure this out...
Person 2: Wait a sec if I do this... annnd this!

Person 1: NO WAY!!! That was so big brain!
Person 1: Thank you so much, right, let’s go!

by Three-finityBits December 6, 2019