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bowl a strike

When a senior citizen, usually, loses control of their whip and crashes into, for instance, a bus stop, taking out 5 men, 3 women and 2 children, 10 people in all, hence the bowling reference. Upon further investigation, this is usually not the first time the driver has done this.
In today's news, Elmer Walter Jones, 89, bowled a strike with his Buick Century this afternoon at the local shopping mall.
by Slashy J. Izzbourne August 23, 2004
mugGet the bowl a strikemug.

bowl-cut

When you put a bowl on the top of head and cut everything underneath it. A good example of this is Mo from the 3 Stooges. Usually kids you have this cut get made fun of.
Mo from the 3 Stooges, Dennis Althoff who resides in Greenville, SC who just moved there from Winston Salem and has a bowl-cut.
by david greene September 29, 2006
mugGet the bowl-cutmug.

Platform Bowling

The process of going to any (usually London) train station and rolling small change as far as you can down the platform without the coin falling into the track, while simultaneously avoiding other commuters.
E.g. "yo me and will wasted so much cash platform bowling on the way home last night"
by TheRealRomeo January 7, 2017
mugGet the Platform Bowlingmug.

Bread Bowled

(Verb) When a woman takes an empty (but warm) bread bowl and uses it like a pocket pussy on her man's penis.
Michelle totally bread bowled John last night - he got that warm gluten for sure!
by Chim&Jom December 6, 2020
mugGet the Bread Bowledmug.

Thunder Bowling

Indeed - not to be confused with weather phenomenon - The act of dropping a deuce accompanied by extreme flatulence.

Thunder bowling can cause quite a splash of precipitation as well, in addition to its characteristic, porcelain-amplified sound - remarkably similar to the call of an elk in distress.
Kevin: "Man, are you okay? Between the sound and the stench, you've got everyone nervous."

Jim: "Sorry. That bean burrito's got me thunder bowling. Let's get out of here before they see what a mess I've made."
by Soul Hoosier February 21, 2013
mugGet the Thunder Bowlingmug.

Slippery bowl

An inanimate object that you blame for your foolish fuck-up, knowing full well that it was your own damn clumsiness.
*drops a bowl while drying dishes* "DAMN SLIPPERY BOWL!!"
by NeildeGrasseDyson February 27, 2015
mugGet the Slippery bowlmug.

bowls and brawls

The ritualistic process of inhaling large amounts of cannabis with a group of people, then proceeding to play the nintendo wii hit, Super Smash Bro's Brawl. The order is a must, and there is an 8th of weed minimum.
Gaylord #1: "Hey dude, down for some bowls and brawls?
Gaylord #'s 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6: "Shall we????"
by pikachubrawler July 26, 2010
mugGet the bowls and brawlsmug.

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