Blumpkin Pumpkin

The act of receiving fellatio while defecating in a toliet or similar device while a hollowed out pumpkin is place around the penis.
I just got a fat steamy blumpkin pumpkin over there in that in the portable toilet. Damn it was hot. I got shitty gizz sweat running down my ass now, Im gonna clean up and maybe return after the chile surprise during the hottest part of the day.
by Mike Blumpkin June 07, 2006
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Reverse Blumpkin

The act of receiving oral sex from another person, while that person whom is simultaneously defecating.

"A reverse blumpkin? It's like the time that your sister was taking a shit and I made her suck my cock."
by XimiliXimilus March 03, 2009
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casa blumpkin

getting your dick sucked while taking a dump on the roof of your house
casa blumpkin
by marshallgiven August 16, 2011
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Blumpkin Parade

Three or more people simultaniously recieving blumpkins in the same public restroom
Hollywood, Caio, and Tim had a blumpkin parade at wal-mart
by Jonathon M May 03, 2007
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blumpkin gnome

a small gnome like creature normally dutch that prances around while someone is receiving a blumpkin dressed in a leopard skin bra singing songs and wearing friends moms thongs
damn, marisa gamble sure is a blumpkin gnome.
by holden mcgroine February 17, 2009
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Country Blumpkin

when you get a blumpkin in an outhousee new
jeb got a country blumpkin in his nice new outhouse
by edward houssein November 19, 2007
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strawberry blumpkin

Eating out a female when she is on her period while she is taking a shit.
Chuck gave Carla a strawberry blumpkin
by Tim jr February 08, 2011
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