Beaven

A myserious animal that has no friends. It likes to stare at walls and jerk off several hundred times in a weekend. It also enjoys watching shock web sites.

Tony "I saw a Beaven in the hall way today, he said to fuck off."
Squid "Same here, im gay"
A Beaven "FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF"

by Phone Home March 7, 2010

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Zombie Beaver

1. When a female's genitalia falls asleep during coitus, typically due to understimulation
2. The female version a Petrified Tree
3. A wood-chucking mammal that builds dams in rivers that has been literally zombified after being bitten by an existing zombie.

We were totally getting it on, and then like after 3 minutes it was so bad I got Zombie Beaver

by JFray October 26, 2006

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angry beaver

going down on a female and ripping out pubic hairs with one's teeth

I was giving her oral when she made fun of me, I then proceeded to give her an angry beaver.

by Chris Cole November 12, 2003

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beaver fever

Beaver fever also known as (giardia) is a bactiria that is tranfered from one water sorce to another mostly by beavers since they live in the water. It is caused from infected fecal matter near water that has not properly been disposed of. This can cause animals and humans to vomit and give them diarya if not treated and could lead to death of dehydration.

Doc I got the beaver fever and I'm shiting my brains out.

by moose406 May 26, 2010

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Beavermint

A refreshment after oral sex.
Mints in the shape of a beaver
Also known as Bereavement...

"Hey! I could use a beavermint right about now."
"Excuse me, do you have any beavermints?"
"Wow, someone needs a beavermint right about now."
"Save a tree, Eat a beaver (mint)!!!"

by Wittness January 7, 2010

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