blow yourself up

To release a particularly nasty,smelly fart. Usually happens after eating Mexican food or something similar (e.g. Taco Bell).

Johnny watched his friend Ben wolf down five bean burritos. Johnny told Ben "you know you're going to blow yourself up in a few minutes."

by Some Guy Named Platypus February 19, 2020

Maddie Biglow

Smoking hot girl with a beautiful body and an amazing personality to match. Bound to make any person dating her to thank the heavens to be graced with such a goddess.

Maddie Biglow...im at lost for words, her beauty just stole my breath away.

by McAnoman September 10, 2009

alaskan blow horn

When you blow your load on your partner in 0 degree weather. Also you cum freezes on your partner leaving irritation

I Wanted to Alaskan blow horn my wife

by Donaldberman14 November 18, 2014

tongue blow

When a girl gives a guy head while her tongue is hanging out of her mouth and drooling over his dick.

"Bruh, this girl last night came over and gave me tongue blow"
"A WHAT!?!?!"
"You know when a girl gives you super sloppy head like an animal."
"That's crazy"
"It's as good as your dog doing do it"

by SundaedaeBar November 20, 2014

Super Blow Sunday

( a parody of Super Bowl Sunday): when, on Super Bowl Sunday your girl gives you the best blowjob of your life and then you watch the Super Bowl together.

Under special circumstances a Super Blow Sunday can occur after the game, when, after your favorite team has lost, your girl gives you the best blowjob of your life to make you feel better.

by Sexydimma February 1, 2015

Thug Blow Job

A really angry or aggressive blow job that would leave you genitalia with visible damage and swelling. You wouldn't be able to have two thug blow jobs on consecutive days without the need for surgery.

"Bro, I'm struggling to wear my boxer shorts today"

"Why dude?"

"Got jiggy with a bitch last night and hoe give me a Thug Blow Job!"

by Papa Mase June 7, 2014

chinese blow job

when someone gets on top of you

holds you down by force

then....
open your eye by force and licks it/tounge fucks it

"dont piss me off lisa or i hold you down and give you a chinese blow job"

by katwoman88 March 3, 2015