as much use as an ashtray on a motor bike 

Useless i.e. Northern English slang, especially in Yorkshire because an ashtray would lose its contents if placed on a moving motor bike

He's as much use as an ashtray on a motor bike

as much use as an ashtray on a motor bike by PaulineH March 12, 2014

Christ On A Bike 

(Exclamation)

1. An outburst of anger or frustration that the wankers (q.v.) are once again "getting on your tits" through their incompetence.

Used by IT support staff to describe the feelings of loss of temper towards "users"; when once again, they've fucked up the system.

2. An outburst of shock at the prospect of immenent death, injury or pain.

"Christ on a bike; don't those wankers ever listen to a fucking word we tell them?"

Christ On A Bike by Stan Grytviken April 1, 2003

Rusty Bike Pump 

A sex position similar to a piledriver where the penetrating partner, instead of pushing down, pulls the receiving partner up by the hips while the receiving partner rests his or her shoulders on the floor. The motion resembles the motion of operating a bike pump.

Greg: You and Jillian get it on last night?
Jake: Hell yeah, I rusty bike pumped her.
Greg: Nice.

Rusty Bike Pump by endofhighsociety March 26, 2009

Ride my bike

A menacing term meaning to screw off

"You want me to do what? Ride my bike!"

Ride my bike by Evildix October 28, 2004

win the bike 

verb: the act of engaging in anal sex with a woman without having performed vaginal sex together on any previous occasion

Peter: Dude, I like, totally boned Shirley last night.
Max: Dude, I heard she's fuckin crazy in bed.
Peter: Dude, you don't even know. We've never even talked, and she just stuck it in her butt.
Max: Fuck dude, you won the bike!
Peter: Yeah bro - I'm a fuckin LEGEND

Vincent: Dude, I win the bike with so many bitches
Herbert: Bullshit. Everyone knows that's just a myth. No one actually wins the bike.
Vincent: Bro, don't trip. Ho's dig it.

win the bike by bawssss May 5, 2011

road bike 

Those bikes with curved handle bars and high seats, accompanied by dudes clad in spandex who are mounted atop them. Their magnificent designs are usually overlooked by passers by due to the flamboyant athletic gear associated with the sport of cycling.

Alex: "like my Road Bike?"
Mark: "yeah, but why go for the Armstrong look?"
Alex: "'Cause you have the 60's Anquetil thing going on."

road bike by Mazer86 May 27, 2008

naked bike ride 

a great uvm tradition.
last day of classes for fall and spring semester. we get trashed and run through campus in a big parade naked.
and NO ONE gets arrested

Hi mom
Guess what
I'm running naked and i'm drunk

Are you watching the naked bike ride tonight?
no dude im biking
sweet. . .

naked bike ride by meggsizzle May 21, 2007