L.A.P.D. Beatdown

A group of at least 5 men surround a woman in a gangbang and beat the shit out of her with their penises.

Neal, Chad, Zach, Josh, and C.J. surrounded a cheerleader and gave her the L.A.P.D. Beatdown.

by PDtamer03 May 30, 2006

Bert

A code name used when talking about your boss in public. This protects you from the unlikely event that the person at the next table is the boss' next door neighbour, brother, in-law or tennis partner.

Joe: "I hear Bert's new girlfriend has a bit of a coke habit"

Gary: "I'd like to hang that prick over a river of burning acid and give scissors to the last 5 people he has destroyed".

Joe: "Yeah, me too. I hate Bert"

by 4sail July 17, 2006

bertha

a massive 3 litre bottle of cider. usually consumed before gigs and other large sessions of heavy drinkin.

Ste - "you coming down the fally tonite to dance with some goths"

Jim - "yeah man im getting a bertha, do you want one?"

Ste - "fucking right eastbourne style!"

by codeye September 21, 2007

bertha

this word was created in 1972 by a biker from kings lynn, norfolk to describe BIIIIGGGG WOMEN. so now you know where it came from too. he's quite proud of it too.

that bertha thinks she can fit in a size 20?!!!!!!!!!

by rhiannon smart February 14, 2005

beatdown

a whipping. to be assaulted.

by Anonymous December 18, 2002

BERT MCCRACKEN

Bert Mccraken, sexy beast. Wonderful singer, I wish to fuck him. He promised me a fuck......I still want it. I'm waiting Bert............(waits)

sings *I love you Bert!* *I love you so much!* *BERT YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE FOR ME!!* (sang in out of tune voice, much unlike Bert's)

by Kailey April 12, 2005

Bertha

That one white girl that be mad annoying in the call of duty mobile chat

WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING IN THE CHAT BERTHA!!

by Reyhan latif January 12, 2020