An American/Southern phrase used particularly to children, to warn them against disobedience. Particularly hinting at potential physical punishments.
Kid: "I don't wanna go to school today"
Grandma: "Do what I told you," "Hard Head Makes A Soft Behind"
By: Otis T. September 8th, 2025
Grandma: "Do what I told you," "Hard Head Makes A Soft Behind"
By: Otis T. September 8th, 2025
by LionHeart99 September 8, 2025
Get the Hard Head Makes A Soft Behindmug. Formula-narrative driven public-consciousness regarding the President's Progress, where epic heights are routinely imperiled with chasmic pitfalls, and where for every second speech the 'stakes could not be higher,' will 'define his/her presidency,' and invites the usual cliches by the typical pundits.
-- Phew!! I'm just glad that, for all the upheavals, that things are finally going great!!
-- But wait, are they?! Sure, if there's a great speech to be given, he's more intrepid than FDR (who rationed his fireside chats, so as not to be overexposed,) but this next challenge coming-up will DEFINE HIS PRESIDENCY!!
-- It's the Behind the Music Presidency...there's always the VP Oprah fallback position....
-- But wait, are they?! Sure, if there's a great speech to be given, he's more intrepid than FDR (who rationed his fireside chats, so as not to be overexposed,) but this next challenge coming-up will DEFINE HIS PRESIDENCY!!
-- It's the Behind the Music Presidency...there's always the VP Oprah fallback position....
by sukadog March 20, 2011
Get the The Behind the Music Presidencymug. by Btbg September 19, 2021
Get the Behind The Back Goosermug. Having pity sex with a girl who is over 5’ tall but under 5’6” while her boyfriend is out of town after she told you a long story about how he beats her. Usually performed with waaaayyy too much lube and no where near enough effort from either side. These are typically followed by finding out that she is full of shit and that her boyfriend is actually the nicest guy in the world, volunteers at three different organizations, and works overtime to pay all the bills while his useless bitch stays home and gives him a Gawk Gawk 5000 once every 4 weeks.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021
Get the Becky from Behindmug. A phrase used when you are behind a structure, object, etc.
It is used most often when trying to display your location to friends, family and such.
It is used most often when trying to display your location to friends, family and such.
by Graphz December 9, 2008
Get the On The Behindmug. The act of cumming into a watermelon typically after having sex with a prostitute, inserting it into her ass, and then eating it.
I was fucking the shit out of Watermelonisha and she told me to eat watermelon behind the stairwell.
I didn't know what was going on at first, but when I did it was fucking good.
I didn't know what was going on at first, but when I did it was fucking good.
by Edgecs September 12, 2017
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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025
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