100th base

To have sexual intercourse with an entire zoo, the zoo keepers, the vistors, tourists and even the local wildlife that isnt part of the zoo.

Guy 1:"I scored 100th base when I fucked a giraffe,
elephant, zebra,llama, anaconda, gorilla, flamingo, lion, stick insect, panda, rhino, tiger, twenty zoo keepers and 500 random strangers!

Guy 2:...Get out.

by Evil mike son of a bitch August 21, 2006

Baheema

Plain ole idiot...thick headed,stubborn,retarded,no brain,air head,fatima,etc..

used by libyans on the regular..

what a baheema...

Oh Ali....he is a friggin baheema...

tell that baheema to come back in her or i will throw this slipper upside his head

Fatima is such a baheema....but she is soo hott..

by hamids October 8, 2006

Bachelors High Five

The act of one going up to a girl and grabbing her boob and when she goes to slap you, you block it with your hand appearing as if she gave you a high five.

"Yo man watch this"

*Grabs random girls tit*

*Blocks slap with hand*

"Haha nice man, you executed that Bachelors High Five perfectly"

by GrandRapids Finnest October 4, 2011

C team baseball

The funny thing about young boys at Fort Collins High school C team baseball where a group of boys sucked and jerked each other off in the back of a bus and got caught

Teacher: “ make sure to go to the C team baseball game this thursday.”
Class: *hahahahaha* *chuckles* *giggles*

by The ball handler April 5, 2022

pulling a baseball

1) Drinking excessive amounts of alcohol causing you to total various amounts of crappy cars and wake up in various place with no recollection of where your shoes are or playing an imaginary game of poker in the front seat of a car and losing.

2) Pick up the phone during intercourse and having friend from overseas talk to girlfriend while it is taking place.

3)getting caught by a super hero having sexual relations while dress as a pirate with another pirate.

"my friend is so good at pulling a baseball nobody likes him."

by hamma bo hamma April 30, 2008

29th base

receiving oral sex from a expanded blowfish underwater without an oxygen mask while a school of baby seahorses swim up your asshole and at the same time you are eating out a sealion while you are finger an octopus

Person 1: I heard izik tried to go to 29th base last night
Person 2: Ohhhh, thats why we're at this funeral

by Isaac Farnum July 8, 2010

base rape

The act of attacking or laying seige to a base without attempting to capture it. This is often done in a way that the other team cannot fight back before being killed after spawning, usually in a vehicle or sometimes with a sniper rifle from a distance. It is usually done in a deathmatch style First Person Shooter

The chopper circled over and base raped our main base, then flew off when we finally did some damage. They didn't even try to take the flag.

by Brandon Rebuga September 4, 2006